Should have texted me I have kittys number.
mnggghhh
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well she obviously loves you more than she loves me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Well that's almost certainly true.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Fine, pick on the unloved.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I also have Kitty's number
How do you explain that one, huh?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I'm sure it's on plenty of toilet doors.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

is that the noise she made as you pinned her down to get it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

No, that's the noise he makes when he comes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Oh? In my experience he bursts into a chorus of "Simply the best"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

With me he wouldn't look at me and just rolled over and cried.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

The johnny must have pinged back and hit him on the clockweights...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

This is an extremely funny thought

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Or he realised that the Kitty mask he had made me wear just didn't cover the fact it wasn't her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

i'm not even going to ask how you know that
because i think the picture you painted in your post is not one that anyone here wants to dwell on.

so. it's bloody cold up here today, there's frost on my car and everything...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Despite the room I'm in probably being bigger than the whole ground floor of my house in London
I'm quite toasty, actually.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

my dad's house is always roasting
except my room, where the radiators have been turned off for weeks, i nearly got frostbite somewhere you reeeally don't want when i was naive enough to try and use my bathroom.

the budgie and i are nice and cosy in the study - although it keeps running around the keyboard and stopping my typing, but i can see the garden is all white.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Stop whining, it's making you appear unnattractive

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

it's not just the whining that does that, though
is it al?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I entered my room and almost froze to the spot.
SO FUCKING COLD IN THERE.

Doesn't appear to be any frost here, it's a nice clear sky. Quite pleasant actually.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

it is nice and blue over here
still in my pyjamas though, wrestling with this bloody break report.

also had 4 recruitment agents calling me about new jobs this morning. i don't want to move, as my firm is great, my clients are (nearly all) great, and i love my boss. but... all 3 jobs are paying about 20k+ more than i currently earn........ what should i do???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

How much extra work would you have to do? If hardly any, do it.
But you're asking a Jew here, I'll always say do the thing with more money. Would you be doing anything particularly different?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

exactly the same thing
same hours, same work. but i could get a total bastard of a boss, whereas the current one is pretty much brilliant.

then again, an extra 20k even after being raped for more tax is still quite a lot of cash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'd suggest speaking to your current boss
and saying "hey, look, I can get 20 grand for doing the same job somewhere else. How much would you miss me? Speak soon!"
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

the problem is that if you ask for too much
and you get it, they really want their pound of flesh! i am well aware i already get paid an obscene amount, but then if it's not a competitive salary compared to equivalent firms... i don't want to have the piss taken out of me. but then, i am really happy there, it's a lovely place to work (for a law firm) and that's got to have a cash value too.

i've been having this dilemma for the last 12 months, doubtless i'll be having it in 12 months time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Regardless of how much you get paid
you should be geting paid a competitive amount.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)