romantic and wetherspoons
simply do not go in the same sentence.

frankly an evening in with hotel chocolat and your vibrator is 137 times more preferable.

actually, this may be true of quite a few social occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What's so special about Berk's vibrator?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If it's anything like one I saw the other day, it makes people mentally retarded

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*mongfaces*

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I might regret this, but
What on earth did you see?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

This
Exactly as NSFW as the link would lead you to believe

Needs sound.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

For us at work
Can you describe?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sound.
a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing.
b. Transmitted vibrations of any frequency.
c. The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium.
d. Such sensations considered as a group.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Basically, it's a woman with her hands and legs tied, and an industrial vibrator inserted into her
It has to be nailed to the floor. She ends up babbling nonsense after they turn it off, quite entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I could recreate that with a midget and an old Atari joystick

( broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

i'm sure she'll show you, if you ask nicely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It's the rabbit ears, isn't it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

rabbits are very very very 2005
it's all about the TMI these days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You tease

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what do you want me to do, admit that mine was £200?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Was it that expensive because it has a phone built into it and it'll call you within 4 days of using it to say 'thanks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

i don't know whether to laugh or weep upon reading that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'm going to copyright that right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Cry with laughter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Hahaha
I find this very funny :D
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I know the one you mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

oh yeah?
how come??

(see what i did there... well.... not literally!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)