Who like to cuddle.
A lot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and have a thing for 30 something
fat women with stupid yellow hair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Or 40 something fat women who like Zombies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Zombies are shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I can't imagine Zombies being big cuddlers either.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

they love cuddles
but they just end in brain eating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Then obviously I withdraw my comment
and unreservedly apologise to zombies everywhere for having cast aspersions on their cuddling abilities.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Nommy, nommy Pratchett zombies.
*stern face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

they're not blousie, don't worry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

He really upsets me with his zombie hating ways.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

That's because zombies are fucking shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I've seen a side to you that I don't like Jeff.
It worries me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Yellow hair?
Are you a clown?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

no, but it's the kind of colour
everyone assumes is fake
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

What? You mean you just dye your roots black?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I nearly did do this once
I'd be like an inverse goth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Uh yeah..."cuddle"
I'm thinking more along the lines of wotsherface in "Barberella"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

overruled!
they are sexy boys now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

That's just crazy talk
and unscientific. Probably.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

no. it is fact!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

You're gonna look rilly stoopid when this big newz gets announced
I can see it now, some science bloke in a labcoat wearing what looks like brown NHS glasses from the 1980's is going to approach the microphone and announce that the moon is populated by sexy green women in silver cat-suits who need help from the men of Earth in re-populating their race.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

So you don't think that there'll be any non-return valve news?
*sulks*
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I certainly hope not

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)