Ah an actual fit girl, what are the chances!
Right, imagine if Bono was watching you masturbate.

Right now, imagine if I was watching do a jig saw...whats better? yeah?

Now imagine me watching you masturbate...and now DO A POTATO PRINTING OF SUCH A SIGHT TRY NOT TO STAMP YOU MINGE WITH DG LUST YOU CRAZY WOMAN!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

amberl before you take offence
note that he called you an actual fit girl.

i just got a girl.

DG must die for this. maybe via cancer of the cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

haha see my reply below
I think he's just guessing/hoping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

That's because you're got unconventional shoulders, they threw me
I bet you've got a clit like a plum so it makes up for it loads.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

you do know the pic in her profile, in the red woolly hat
isn't REALLY her, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

wat....
I am saddings :'(


*sniff* dg crying now...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

weeping salty tears of guilt and shame
from all three eyes can't help you now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

It's like a pissy shame dribble coming out all my 'oles..

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

you must be catholic, what with all that guilt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I can't help myself! I look like Paul Weller looking into a fountain of rockers I've got so much shame!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

saying that, I'm going to watch some Anime in a sec.
Maybe 'X'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

someone left a copy of Death Note
at my door. I'm still not sure who
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

That's an awesome doorstep present!
I usually only get bird poop or knickers. sometimes both with upsets me, but that's my fault for smiffing without inspection.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

stop dating
women who look like massive pigeons.

I reckon it was a friend who wanted me to watch Death Note, but he denies it :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

That's well gay.
I would just kick down your door, shout about how there aren't enough knickers on show (pushing for you, in ya kecks, with a solid broom-on, like a mighty blue whale) and eat all your marmite.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

this would definitely result in Death Note watching
why don't you have your own agony aunt column?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)

I do actually on another website, but that's for another time baby.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

don't tease :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

chemical castration sounds like the only solution

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)

nah fuck that, I'll just hang around Soho for 10 minutes and a girl will pick me up.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

in soho
it MIGHT not be a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

here's hoping!
GNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:07, Reply)

you know
there IS something of the stallion about this. or gelding, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)

An actual fit girl?
Wrong thread :(

But those images... it's too much to take in. I'll take the jigsaw scenario please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

YOU'RE A DG GIRL.
LET'S GO RIDE AN IMAGINARY HORSE TO CLOP TOWN
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

Yup, I'm finished
even if I'm not really a mong with a red hat :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)

aw man :(
I thought I was getting a fan club together but obviouslt not :S

Well, have some Koren pop instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

that is ridiculously sweet
and you have a fanclub, just one less red hatted mong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

aw fair enough, that's more than most people can ask for I suppose
I still want to rotate you btw...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)

join the queue
the very short queue
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

I'm rotating you right....now.....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

blimey riley
my screen is misting up here, guys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

I have that effect sometimes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

I've got my broom-on on '4 = maximum womb demist'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:59, Reply)

turn that radiator up high

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)