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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A 'Dick Dale for President' t shirt.
I shouldn't be wearing it, because deep down I don't think Dick Dale would make a particularly good president.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:20,
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15 years ago)
What's a dick dale?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:25,
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Only the fucking ‘King of the Surf Guitar’
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:26,
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Surely a guitar wouldn't have much bouyancy?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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That was a missed opportunity.
The better answer would have been to whip out your cock and say "THIS is, and the name's Monty, not Dale".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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I would never be so vulgar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:31,
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vulgar obvious
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:31,
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obvious not actually very funny, really
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:38,
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It's what got you pregnant Barrymore
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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Thank god someone's on the ball.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:29,
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I'm a God among men.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:31,
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god a +
men
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choke.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:31,
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