When do you get paid?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Last Friday of the month.
I have taken steps to sort out some funds so Christmas is still happening, but you don't want to know how (it's not illegal).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Selling MD's
Is my guess.

Seeing as it is your favourite activity, and unlike banks, credit (or getting shit on 'tick') doesn't require too much form filling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Last time I looked selling MD's was illegal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Most people seem to think 'a bit of weed' is okay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

That won't pay for his bottles of Courvoisier at Christmas.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I believe it was £1000 for the whole weekend Monty.
Not including the train fare.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

He said he's skint!
And you want to charge him a grand!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Daft bugger.
I'm paying him. He'd do it for free but I feel I should recompense him at this time of year.

Edit - Unless that was a compliment, in which case thanks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It was supposed to be a compliment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Would you like a pro forma?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Your handshake is good enought for me hon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Then I shall be with you for 7pm on Friday.
Best pre-warn the local Fire Brigade as there will be A FIREWORKS DISPLAY THAT GETS OUT OF HAND.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

*re-inforces bed*
*re-inforces kitchen sink too*
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You don't live near a fault line do you?
This could get tectonic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

We actually had an earthquake a while ago round my area.
It woke me up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Sorry about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

"handshake"
yeah right, because we believe it's his hand you want to shake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Tell me how, I am also a bit poor.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Increased debt. :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Ah, you should read moneysavingsexpert
I fucking love that site even though it looks like a dog has chewed crayons and then vomited onto the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

get a job that pays more
or inherit it

or marry some rich man/woman

or all 3
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He can win the lottery too
I don't know why he hasn't done it yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I'm just too lazy :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)