Also
as this is my first time on b3ta since last Friday (where I voluntarily disvestaged myself of all freedoms forever more) I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who gave congratulations and call rob a cunt for not responding to my invite.
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I only congratulated your feminine-half the other day
But congrats.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

cheers neebs

( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Do you guys need a hand? What bit can I do for the wedding?
I'm not really bothered, but if the job isn't taken yet, I'll do the first night of the honeymoon bit, that would be my first choice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

You can be a pageboy
I'll get you an accompanying pug in dickie-bow
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It's like that song by that Gabriel girl, the blind one....
"Dreams can come true, look at me babe I'm with you.
Dreams can come true, look at the pug it's painted blue."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

you raise an interesting point
I don't want any of these weird fuckers at our ceremony.
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I want a tiny weeny wedding miles away, then a few separate parties afterwards
So nobody knows who wasn't invited.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

If I don't get no less than 10 invites to 10 different parties, them i'm presuming that I wasn't invited to the family one _and_ at least one other one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

really?
the bit with all the crying and shouting as I plead for that which I once did with Lampito down an alley while she was eating chips?
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

It's no fun unless at least one of you are not in tears within 24 hours (instant or delayed gratification).
But if it's both of you, then that's just pathetic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Unless there was more than two people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)