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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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TWO PUGS IN RECEPTION HERE!
Where's Gonz????
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
chasing behind them
puffing and panting with two leads
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Also
as this is my first time on b3ta since last Friday (where I voluntarily disvestaged myself of all freedoms forever more) I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who gave congratulations and call rob a cunt for not responding to my invite.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I think I only congratulated your feminine-half the other day
But congrats.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
cheers neebs

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Do you guys need a hand? What bit can I do for the wedding?
I'm not really bothered, but if the job isn't taken yet, I'll do the first night of the honeymoon bit, that would be my first choice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You can be a pageboy
I'll get you an accompanying pug in dickie-bow
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
It's like that song by that Gabriel girl, the blind one....
"Dreams can come true, look at me babe I'm with you.
Dreams can come true, look at the pug it's painted blue."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
you raise an interesting point
I don't want any of these weird fuckers at our ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I want a tiny weeny wedding miles away, then a few separate parties afterwards
So nobody knows who wasn't invited.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
If I don't get no less than 10 invites to 10 different parties, them i'm presuming that I wasn't invited to the family one _and_ at least one other one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
really?
the bit with all the crying and shouting as I plead for that which I once did with Lampito down an alley while she was eating chips?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
It's no fun unless at least one of you are not in tears within 24 hours (instant or delayed gratification).
But if it's both of you, then that's just pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Unless there was more than two people.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
They've gone now.
You still there?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
perhaps
but ever so fleetingly
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
No change there then!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
where's your damn camera!?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I don't care for pugs
That noise they make when they breathe puts me off my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Bumder.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
i do like bums

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Enough to make you a Bumder?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
if only I had a penis

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
let's go see the wizard!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
follow the spunky brick road!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

b p
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
sorry, I missed an oportunity there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
check these babies out
www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/fat-pugs
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
bitey little fuckers too

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I'm guessing on the bog.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Also space
www.esa.int/images/iss025e009840,1.jpg
well a picture of Italy from space.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Nice pic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
When two pugs go to war
One is all that they can score
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
The Power of Pugs.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
A bark from above.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
The pugs don't work
they just make you worse.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I don't like the pugs
But the pugs like me
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
March of the Pugs

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Bah there I was lining up a "I didn't know he was a big fan of the Bash Street Kids" type gag
and then I remembered that the character was actually called Plug.
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Apparently they've made the fat kid a strong kid
and plug is no longer ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
yeah, coz you don't get
fat and ugly kids anymore thanks to the government's strict breeding program
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Desperate Dan no longer has a gun
which makes him the worst cowboy EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
WHAT?

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I no rite

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
jeezo
At least I had a nice gradual build up of sex and violence before playing GTA.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
WHAT?

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Welcome to Blairs Britain
no wait...who's in charge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Heh
Also, is it just me or is the television version of Dennis The Menace much more a middle class mild prankster than the one from the comic?
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
WHAT?
They'll be banning Ivor Lott and Tony Broke next. And making it illegal to laugh at poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
WHAT IS A PUG?????

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
a type of dog that sicks rainbows

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
only if you kick it enough

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
and double rainbows
when you kick them in the stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
strange little dog
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK257&q=pug&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Jeff's cover version of The Stranglers hit?

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Also my first thought

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
And I've had the song in my head since Cave posted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
a rather hideous looking rat-dog
with a face a bit like a french bulldog.

my friend just paid a grand for one of those. a grand. it looks like it got smooshed by a brick ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I can relate to that. I love the Winston Churchill quote - "A pug is proof that god has a sense of humour".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
if i owned a pug i would spend most of my time just sat watching it and laughing,
i would get even less done than i already do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I can not think of a happier existance.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Pugs are like cute little dogs.
If cute little dogs had Downs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
It's short for Pekinese
and also Peugeot, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Pekinese?!
They're a completely different brand of dog.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Pug's short for Pekinese
I'm sure it is. If not, that's 15 years or more of accumulated wrongness on my part.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
You've made me think of my dog you arse
I don't miss her until someone mentions dogs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Janine?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Did you get my pic message the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I can't receive picture messages on my phone! I just get a blank text.
What was it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
it was a picture of a schnauzer in a sweater

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You're not helping with the whole 'I miss my dog' thing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Sorry
i thought you might think it was really her
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
The only thing my dog hates more than wearing dog clothes is walking through the snow and getting stuck meaning I have to carry her home.
Not that that's ever happened...
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
WOOF

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I just got home, had to leave work early 'cus of OH WOE IS ME crones'ing. sad times.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Photo of pugs would make me happy.
I saw a pug a month ago, a pup one, really cute, dressed up in a warm jacket. It was great until the owner lady let the dog lick her mouth and then she started sharing a saussage with it =S
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
HAHA fuck you orange I'm the best.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
did you win?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Well they've removed all late payment things from my credit report
Say I agreed over the phone but haven't got the recording so they've referred it to refund section and they'll get back to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

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