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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hiya berk!Sorry you had to torrent on your own. And now get drunk on your own. Anything else you like to do on your own?
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djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01,
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Well, I wouldn't be on my ownwould I, if I was with his missus. I hear she's hot though.
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You like to do her, on your ownTherefore there is only you doing her.
I cannot comment on the wicked old harridan, I've never met her
*runs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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just to clarifyThat's me picturing them together. I've met them both you see.
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djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:13,
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No, because then I'll have to hold it there and wipe and all thatIf I can just affix a little bib to his helmet he can drip and dribble all he wants whilst I get on with other stuff.
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or Nurse berkcan utilise a more environmentally sustainable solution that requires no wastage.
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djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:29,
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Shouldn't you be on teh phone.Whispering sweet nothings into Roota's ear.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:34,
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I want to live in the Crowsephine Home for the AgedIf that's the standard of treatment available.
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djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:22,
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Since it's likely to be a "grass-roots" operation,you'll find your scheduled mealtimes involve my cooking, and your medication times involve something that I have brewed myself. You'll be dead within three weeks, but hopefully you'll die happy.
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