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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Earworm!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKMlxP-Z3Eg
What's going around your head??

Alt: What would you like to do right now that isn't normally done this time of year?

I'd like to go tanning and go swimming and club hopping at the beach. Too cold. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'd like to be drinking cold pints of cider in a pub garden.
But it's too cold for outside boozing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Not normally a cider drinker but I'll get a round in with Jeff today!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This, we had to bring a piece of music for PD today, this was mine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG14CKPP0hw

Alt, Kite flying at the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
PD?
"Peado Day" is my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Paedophile Development?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Police Department?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Pantera Day?
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Paul Daniels?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Point Defence.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Pathetic Deacon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
pisshead druggy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Physical Development, boom do I win a prize?
hang on.....
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I thought you liked them 'under developed' thus the noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I thought I had broken my knee cap earlier. I absolutely stacked it being a dick in the break.
I must remember big guys shouldnt jump off the high rail onto mats.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Were you breakdancing with the other cool kids?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
What an utter pile of shit
I could do that in about five minutes at home, which is exactly what they've done.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwRGOHJ-2A

Alt: I'd like to have a BBQ. Although I think I might visit the German Market in Manchester soon, that's always selling sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
The very word 'sausages' makes me salivate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
German sausages as well (Fnarr)
Fucking amazing to have whilst walking round in winter
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
must......not......mock........nyarr!!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Last time I had saussages I put them in a small dish on a bed of onions for an hour, keeping in mind that I was going to put them all in a mustardy baggette.
But when I went to take them out, they were actually floating in liquid and I realised that was actually liquid fat and I don't really want to put that inside me, but it looked so tastey that I had a few bits and then I could feel it inside me saying "WE'RE CLOGGING UP YOUR ATTERIES !!! NO THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK FAT - I DO". So I forced myself to be a bit sick instead.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
You do need to drain the fat off them, for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
The tune in my head currently is Ewan MacColl's "Dirty Old Town"
I've no idea why. I haven't actually heard it for ages.
(Cave Duck, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I only know the version sung by the Landlord at my local, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Thoughts of malice and unpleasantness, and....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMr3BI8gDc0

Alt: eat barbecued meat
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Thats doing nothing for me young man
Too middle of the road

Agree on the barbequed meat though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It's what's stuck in my head though. Cannot shift it.
For what it's worth I think they were a great band.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
How far is this from you?
www.viewlondon.co.uk/whatson/cologne-christmas-market-article-7420.html
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
About half a mile from my home.
I will not be going.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
German sausages though.
And maybe Black Forest Ham. And BEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
15-20 mins on the 26 bus.
I might get my ass to Mars there on the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Thought you might appreciate it, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
See you there
BEEEER
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Gotta love beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Beer is superb
I fancy a Stella
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Since they made it 5% I have had a thing for Heineken
that started in Amsterdam, but I think Peroni and Kirin are the best draught lagers, with Becks Vier doing strong business in the second tier. I don't mind Stella but will buy Grolsch instead given a choice of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Bottled Stella is the one for me at the minute, had too many disappointing pints
Peroni & Amstel are my favourite ones on tap
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'm too stingy to buy small bottles of beer.
I drink really fast and those 330ml bottles go down in about three swigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
In crates, I'll tend to buy bottles over cans these days
Far nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Had my first beer for 3 weeks
last night. Turned into 8 more.

/Powered through the day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I had my emergency can at the weekend, it was shit.
Ah well, 2 weeks, 2 days until I can have another.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
you can totally barbecue any time of the year

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Britain's a bit rainy at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
That just makes it better.
And a windbreak. And huddling round a thermos with your father shouting through gritted teeth, "We're on holiday, so FUCKING ENJOY YOURSELVES!"

/lame holidays
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Sounds horribly familiar.
A 15 mile hike at top speed across a freezing beach, with warm squash and sandwiches with actual sand in, as the reward at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
You are Peter Kay and his shit style of comedy
And you probably owe me a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
An old style fiver like they had in the 80s?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Or indeed in the 50s?

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
or five one-pound notes like what they had in the 80's
do you remember when the £1 coin came in? "POUND COIN? POUND COIN? DIRTY BASTARDS..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
And then people started to have pound-coin holders.
WHY?

You didn't need a small bit of plastic for your other change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Pound coin holders? WAVE OF THE FUTURE!
like garlic bread or something
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Did you see the Shooting Stars Peter Kay parody?
'do you remember chips?' etc

It really was fucking spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Nah, I gave up on Vic & Bob sometime in the late 90's
but that does sound spot-on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
It was pretty much the only thing that was funny from the whole series
but it was really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I don't think they ever bettered "The smell of Reeves and Mortimer" c.1993
"Somebody obscures my view of you"
"Really who"
"Gerard Depardieu!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
That was the one with Baron's nightclub wasn't it?
Kinky John's talent night with boyband 'Mandate' was fucking unbelievably funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I typed the above quote into Google...people are very strange
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYL1rEV1FVc

Skip this one to 1 min 20 secs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qv1DhdPAS8
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
will have to do this from home

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Ok, it's just the line from the Mulligan & O'Hare song

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Hello new OT'er
*waves, turns his back* psssst who's the newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I did introduce myself about an hour ago.
*sulks*
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Quickest newbie sulk!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Just so. You broke me already.
Horrible people.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
You wait 'til Kristine starts bullying you.
You'll do more than sulk I can assure you.

Better men than I have flounced under the pressure of her criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
She has already.
I told her she was nasally challenged.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'm the 'nasally challenged' one around these parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Outstanding.
*gives tissue*
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
It's cartilage I need most.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

artilage oke
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
sorry fella was at uni and not caught up yet.
ANyway, I am annoying and occasionally funny.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

occasionally funny everyone hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Bullshit and you know it. I'm ace me!!!!! btw can you send me a link for that castle.
I'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
If you continue to use exclamation marks in such a cavalier manner
I shall confiscate them and you won't have any supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I'd rather be a musketeer than a cavalier.
Vauxhalls are shit innit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
But a bombardier tops the lot.
Splodes are cool.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Not you any more Bob!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I don't feel special anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Don't worry, I'll still pick on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
How is your bet shaping up?
Have you started packing up your flat yet, or have you already lined up a buyer for his liver?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
yeah but I like that. You're my joint number one here
with bowie and superman.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Are Bowie and Superman on here?
What are their B3ta names?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot and Bert Monkey Sex

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Are you sure you're not Bowie?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I'm Jack Black.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Fuck off and die then, you irritating prick

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Someone lampito shagged.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Not yet.
She has yet to impress me enough.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You won't have any say in the matter boy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I believe you underestimate the extent of my snobbery.
It is vast.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I believe you underestimate her right hook

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Seen it.
Unimpressed.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
story of psychochomp's life, that is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Perhaps letting the psycho chomp his willy was the mistake.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Jealous?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Sounds it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
yes
at the end of my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Head out pubbing and clubbing on the night after
A Level results come out.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

A Level GCSE
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Just the one result then?

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
If the result is me wiping ejaculate
on pink curtains in a bedroom with teddy bears, Justin Bieber posters and a crying jailbait girl lying on bloody sheets, then yes: there's only one.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Nice to meet you btw
I got engaged last Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Nice to meet you too.
May I offer you my heartiest congratulashaylas?
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Thanks
We're going to tell her parents as soon as she finishes her homework.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Intriguing.
Pics or you failed the paedo exam.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

GCSE Primary school SATS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Giggity

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
my head is full of the insolvency act 1986, exciting times
i'd like to............ sit outside at a long table in a garden surrounded by trees and eat things like feta cheese and french bread and drink pimms with lots of friends.

actually if i only had a patio heater or 10, this could be achieved. or a patio. or a long table.

i have lots of friends, before you say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

lots of
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
you've probably stalked the fuck out of all the local ones on facebook!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Nope
Not my style
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
hahahaha
I can picture AA doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Charming!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
some of them live in wilmslow/alderley
you should get in their pants
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Note
The lady said "get in" not "wear".
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
note
he called me a lady
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Rswipe

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Of the very highest taste and class
I'm feeling a bit nicer than 30 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Hopefully this will make sense
ht +t taste and cl
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Somehow, I don't think I stand too much of a chance
I doubt you have ugly friends, so I'll just have to make do with the next drunken woman I meet!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
yo yo yo
feta cheese is shite mate.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
oh bobby you cretin......

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

cretin...... make me wetter than a 90 year old's incontinence pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Did your Nan not approve?

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Nah, it just didn't flow as well

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
A fair judgement.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Certainly
Nottingham Goose Fair is a bit rubbish.
(Cave Duck, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Was that film you went to see last night any good?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
No.
It was not.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE
BUT TRY AND LISTEN TO seams, nachtmuzik. so so good.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
My head is full of nonsense
about the role of MLL protein in leukaemia.
Whoever mentioned cider and beer gardens, I'm definitely with you on that one. I'm going to submit this fucker tonight and then I am going to get hammered. Even if I have to get hammered on my own.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Welcome to my world!
Both in terms of cider and beer gardens, and getting hammered on my own!

Granted, my world doesn't have discussions about MML protein in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
MLL, love.
Mixed lineage leukaemia. I could so go for a pint right now :(
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Sorry berk
When are you finishing work for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I'm not sure
whther to go home now and try and finish this there, or stay here and try and get it sorted. It's not going to be as late as the other night though.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Where is going to be warmest to work?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Here
Although home will probably not be that bad when I get in, it's just that the stored heat runs out and doesn't turn back on again til midnight, so if I stay up late it gets pretty chilly.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)
stay
It makes going home more satisfying and fun.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I'm doing that.,
Not on fucking zyder though, that's barbaric.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Well, my choice of available drugs
is limited to cider, wine and possibly a very small amount of weed, if I can find it. I would imagine your choice of available drugs is somewhat more...comprehensive.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
To be honest I only really like about 5 drugs
not inc. alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
That's 4 more types of drugs
than I have at home, though..
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Cider is fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Wow, are you actually going to help cure cancer?
all of a sudden I feel like a complete waste of space
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

complete waste of space Lord's Prayer wank in your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
It's the least I could do
"Our Father, who arrrrrt"...Finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Yup
future bloody nobel laureate, me.

not really..
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)
mate of mine from the college football team I play for does that
I asked if he ever thought about doing something worthwhile with his life.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Yeah, what a useless cunt
why doesn't he go and get a proper job, one that involves typing figures into computers and filling in forms.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
hiya berk!
Sorry you had to torrent on your own. And now get drunk on your own. Anything else you like to do on your own?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Your missus

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Well, I wouldn't be on my own
would I, if I was with his missus. I hear she's hot though.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
You like to do her, on your own
Therefore there is only you doing her.

I cannot comment on the wicked old harridan, I've never met her

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
...
Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
just to clarify
That's me picturing them together. I've met them both you see.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Are you alright there?
You seem to be drooling...
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Somebody get the man a bib!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)
No
I don't need wiping there.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Somebody get the man a nob-bib!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Or indeed, a tissue?

(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)
No, because then I'll have to hold it there and wipe and all that
If I can just affix a little bib to his helmet he can drip and dribble all he wants whilst I get on with other stuff.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)
or Nurse berk
can utilise a more environmentally sustainable solution that requires no wastage.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Dirty.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Shouldn't you be on teh phone.
Whispering sweet nothings into Roota's ear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)
who?
Oh her. I suppose I should. Ugh...
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I want to live in the Crowsephine Home for the Aged
If that's the standard of treatment available.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Since it's likely to be a "grass-roots" operation,
you'll find your scheduled mealtimes involve my cooking, and your medication times involve something that I have brewed myself. You'll be dead within three weeks, but hopefully you'll die happy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Emily Loizeau
Fais Battre Ton Tambour - in particular, this exemplary performance. Well, that, and a lot of ropey spectra.

Alt: Walk home in daylight.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Cycling home in the dark is worse
It doesn't matter how many lights and reflecty things I have, I come within centimetres of being knocked over at least twice a week.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
The problem, it seems, is that cyclists are perpetually underpowered compared to motorists
Feeble little dynamo lights and a bell are all you have to make your presence known alongside increasingly behemoth cars*. Bicycle manufacturers take note: your customers will be a lot happier if the vehicle is illuminated by a 200W headlamp and equipped with a klaxon or air horn.

Edit: Or glow-in-the-dark paint on the bike frame...has anyone tried this?

*I assume gratuitous, unnecessary, fashion-symbol 4x4s are as prevalent in the West Midlands as they are in That London
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I have one of these
www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=20105

It works.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Ahahaha
*PARP*
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Seriously, get it.
People can hear it in cars with their windows shut.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Now that is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about
Keep the bell for country lanes and towpaths, and have the air horn primed for main roads.

Actually, given how FUCKING DEAF most pedestrians seem to be these days, might as well keep the airhorn ready for both...
Edit: www.xkcd.com/757/ - seems appropriate
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
It's not just them
it's just people not looking. I wear a bright pink reflective jacket and have the best lights I could afford, I'm pretty sure people would see me if they just looked in their fucking wingmirrors occasionally...
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
The very purpose of such mirrors, in fact
But how many motorists do you think actually use them properly since passing their driving test? (Not to excuse such behaviour, obviously, I just mean I wouldn't be surprised)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
You're not alone
since the clocks went back, I've been nearly killed several times, and I have lights, reflective jacket (with more reflective stickers on it), reflective bits on my bag and a light on my hat.

Still have problems.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

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