depends if I get paid or not
if I do then I'll be going shopping
if not then I'll be sitting at home

alt: I'd rather be getting a back rub
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is it payday?
That is usually a guide for if you'll get paid or not.

If you do get paid, what will you go shopping for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

nah, but sometimes I get paid a day early!
I will go shopping for socks and knickers. Fun fun.
Also, thinking about a home waxing kit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Do you want to make candles
Or treat surf boards?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

remove the hair from my legs
I don't have a personal shaver and it's too expensive to get someone to do it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

That sounds painful.
Ripping hair from legs has got to smart a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

yeah, it's not so fun from your eyebrows
not too worried with finding out about the downstairs area, tho
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Not too worried because you don't think it'll cause any pain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

not too worried because I tried it once and never ever ever again

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I got a home bikini waxing kit once
Never again. Seriously. Never. Again. Pulling them out one by one with rusty BBQ tongs would hurt less.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Jesus Christ.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)

haha yeah this, then I tried a hair removal cream, and medicated ointment
I quite think herpes may hurt less than that
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

man, us girls are dumb
although a male friend of mine once put wax strips on his bollock. Then thought "hold on bollock skin is pretty loose"

apparently it hurt A LOT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I don't even have bollocks
and my eyes watered reading that. What a dumb twat!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Similar thing happened to a mate.
Hearing up the pain was bad enough.

Him insisting of showing us all his bruised bollock in the pub with unneccassary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

same guy used to like
demonstrating how he could pull out his own pubes, he rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

that's my biggest fear
that skin will come off
maybe I'll just stick to shaving...
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

i got a thing that pulls out all the hairs
it's pretty good. Not so painful as wax, not so prickly as shaving
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

epillator!
yeurgh!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I tried one of them
and it fucking caned. Not as bad as wax but plenty bad enough!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)

mine wasn't so bad
and each time I use it it seems to be less bad

or I've broken my leg nerves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

You're all a bunch of wusses.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Pfft.
My flesh is still young and tender!
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)

You do have a point : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Reading all these posts reminds me just how easy the life of the bloke is.^
*Bliss!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

We do all this for you lot.
And what thanks do we get.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Okay.
On behalf of all men, may I say.

'Ladies, thanks a lot for the grooming, plucking, moisturising and shaving you do.

But Blousie is wrong.

You don't do it for us, you do it for yourselves.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Bollox.
If men didn't mind hairy armpits and legs then I wouldn't bother.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

"I wasn't expecting sex"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)