I cannot deny it
If I knew my girly had an online alter ego I admit I couldn't resist having a little peak. Whilst being massively endowed. I have to come clean, my conscience won't allow me to stay silent!
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Once again, proof that a conscience is a bad thing
I'm glad I got rid of mine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That's just weird
I know he's a member of numerous forums - fora? - and I just wouldn't. I mean, why would you? I wouldn't read his texts or emails or hack his facebook account, and it more or less is the same thing, except that what I've posted on here is in the public domain, I guess.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

But would you be tempted, and just held back by a sense of decency?
Or would you really rather not know? (If the latter, then you're almost certainly a less jealous and less paranoid person than djtp and me...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I suppose if I had cause
to think he was cheating or there was some sort of shenaniganery going on, I might be tempted. But it's highly unlikely that I would. I'm far too placid to be a bunny boiler even when provoked.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But what about when ravenously hungry?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Not then, either
there are better ways to cook bunnies than to boil them.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

There is only one thing that turns me into a bunny boiler.
And that's lies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

:/
I did lie. I told him I was busy with stuff at home and then went out for a drink with someone else. He wouldn't have known this, however, if he hadn't been trawling through weeks and weeks of my posts.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Naughty berk.
Mind you it was only a little white one. I'm talking big lies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Now I think about it, my last but one ex was always on
a music forum and I didn't look at her stuff (even though she looked at mine on b3ta). I suppose ultimately I just wanted to share my massive endowment.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)