This is of course the best answer.
If you're pissed enough you can do without pretty much anything.

If you don't believe me, ask the homeless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've got a bottle of 'whisky' in a drawer downstairs
Might have a little of it at lunch, keep me going through this afternoon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I think I'm going to go to the Christmas market
at lunch and have some mulled wine. This week has been abysmal.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I lOVE mulled wine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Sold by authentic Germans as well.
I might even have currywurst for lunch.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

That sounds tasty
But I think if I ate that, my guts would punish me, and those around me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Bloody hell
I didn't expect this subthread to turn into an AA Meeting.

Though since we're on that subject, my friends are currently being crap about the possibility of going to the pub this evening. Bastards!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

At least you have friends you can go to the pub with!
Even if they aren't coming out to play this evening.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Oops, sorry, I forgot yours are all elsewhere.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Mine are imaginary

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Mine are more complex than that

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can have meetings?
Sweet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Yes, you can sit in a room and discuss all your shortcomings, and how you will improve upon them
By yourself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

And then take the 'twelve step programme'
Eleven steps to the nearest window, then one more to finish the job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I nominate this for POTD

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I really hope we've booked a room on a high floor for that
'cause I don't want to get a phone call from him to say that he's face-down in the drain outside and what should he do next?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Awww.
I imagine I'll be out in Euston with my shit non-internet friends if you're dying for a pint.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Your crowd still loiter round the Doric Arch of a Friday evening?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

More or less every week.
*sighs*

EDIT - Although of course WE still call it the Head of Steam. Because change is bad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)