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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So you've moved house a bunch of times, right?
Apart from the obvious building components, fixtures, fittings and services, you pedantic shitbeaks, what could you not live without in your new home?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:12, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Record collection (and the wherewithall to play it), guitars, bed,
DOUBLE GRIDDLE PAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I cooked bacon in a griddle pan last night
It was shit. Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Hmmmm what can have gone wrong?
I'd griddle fucking pasta if oculd work out how...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I'm not sure, the bacon was very tasteless
And this is good quality bacon, I think the world aligned to piss me off last night.

Had a nice tea anyway though, bacon with a green pepper omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Boil sheets of lasagnia, oil them up, griddle for crunchy bits and add to the rest of the pasta dish like you would..... Oh god.
I wonder if you could replace nachos with crispy pasta?

It's so crazy that it might just work.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
or nacho lasagna?
With a kind of salsa-ish tomato sauce and sour cream in the bechamel?

You could be onto something here, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I think it would work, like an abbaretta sauce.
All backed need the gwakamoli, that's my gave bit, maybe make each layer a different dip with bachamel on top and when you plate it up out of the oven, put it on a bed of the Gwak so it isn't hot.

Or maybe just cook the pasta in sheets and construct it post cooking.

I suppose deep frying the pasta would work, but it wouldn't be healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Is this what you're going to be cooking me later?
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I just got back from cockfosters.
I'm totally going to show you what a _real_ bagel (that's prounced bye-gul) is all about. Sweetened Chopped Herring and Chopped Chicken Liver.

Sounds rank, taste amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Ah but it might be fucking tasty, so health be damned.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)
The Nacho
lasagne sort of exists already, but it's more commonly known as Frito pie. The problem is that the chili tends to make the nachos gooey very, very quickly.

*ponders*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Add more cheese
It might not help, but you can't go wrong with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Frito pie, eh?
*makes note*

Good Mexican and/or Tex-Mex food is criminally under-represented in this country isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Cafe Pacifico in Covent Garden,
or La Perla on Charlotte Street.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Cafe Pacifico is the only half decent one I've had over here.
I think it costs too much for what you get, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Try the Aha Toro tequila cream liqueur.
It's remarkably palatable for something with tequila in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)
RIP Chiquitos...
... there used to be one near every PC-World-in-a-a-buisness-park in north london.... or at least, the only two PC Worlds I've been too; Staple's Corner near Brent Cross... and the one in Enfield.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
there's one in leicester square
i was there on wed, but it was full, so we ended up at pizza hut
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Yup, they've concentrated it all into one place now, I think, which is is shit, 'cus I don't like overpacked tourest resturants.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Unlucky.
Worst chain of restaurants in the world, bar 'TGI Cunt-fest' and 'Angus 'Steak' houses'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I really like TGIs, and Old Orlines, and Outback.
Have you heard of the onion bloomer? It's rediculous. I don't think I've ever been to Outback without throwing up within two hours, but normally when I do throw up, I like to do it while I'm there so I can reload with more lovely deep fried stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
UR a Roman AICM vomitorium*


*sadly no longer believed to be the dinner party staple I was taught it was a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)
That restaurant is TURBO SHIT
Don't ever go there.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Would you mind
terribly if I nick 'TURBO SHIT' for use in my own spreaking/writing, please? I really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)
haha, I'm now unwelcome in Cafe Pacifico
Due to an incident involving latex underwear about 10 years ago. Good times. Still, fucking brutal margaritas and the steak and scallop fajitas are something else.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Mexican food is getting better
The burrito revolution is happening, you can't fucking spit without hitting a fancy burrito bar now.

Try Wahaca, it's really good traditional Mexican food.

Tex-Mex is impossible to find. I doubt anyone could really hack it over here either.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Fucking poofters.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
wahaca is awesome
it's not all deep fried fifteen times and covered in sour cream like a lot of mexican restaurants.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Where do I find these hombres?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
there's one at westfield
and one somewhere near liverpool street, i think?

it's really really tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Liverpool St is walking distance from my home,
I might be going 'Mehican' for my supper, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)
There isn't,
unless you count Canary Wharf as close to Liverpool St.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Ah tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Try the Flying Burrito
on Middlesex St. Can't guarantee it as I haven't eaten there, but it looks ok!

www.theflyingburrito.co.uk/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Looks good, but it's open lunchtimes only :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)
One day I'll find me a resturant that will let me batter and deep fry anything my heart desires, with a panter's pallet of condiments.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Move to Scotchland, Gonz, and your dream shall come true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Come round
and fry whatever you want in my deep fryer :D

I already do weird, weird things.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Can we do this?
http://blog.90nz0.com/2010/11/18/living-with-friends-vs-mum-vs-on-your-own/....
".....You get a tiny ball of cream cheese, batter, deep fry, cover in peanut butter, batter, deep fry, cover in nutella, batter, deep fry, cover in mashed banana, batter, deep fry, cover in caramel, let it set, batter, deep fry, cover in….. etc etc, until you have a rugby ball. Slice that baby up like a watermelon and enjoy! I think it’ll work; one day I shall create this......"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Hahahaha
I've already tried something similar, deepfried some cookie dough, then wrapped it in some peanut butter, then deep fried again.

:D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)
I've heard good things about the Texan Embassy in Leicester Square,
not been there yet though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
NO NO NO NO NO AND FUCKING QUADRUPLE NO.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
No?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I think he's trying to say 'no'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)
No shit?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Oh.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)
It's terrible, terrible food.
A blight on the name of Texas.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)
God, you're so behind on niche kitchenware...
It's all about the knife sharpeners these days daaaarling.

You missed the boat on rice cookers with steaming attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I've a whetstone and one of those wheel-sharpeners
The whetstone has never been used. Neither has my pasta making machine either - I've had it for 15 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I used to use a whetstone to sharpen my chises at work.
Fucking excellent and very theraputic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Have you found a good knife sharpener?
I use a steel which is ok but could be better. Also, my favourite best sharpest knife snapped in half like a stick of rock yesterday while I was boning a chicken, big sadface.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Jamie Olivers one is really good, and cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Who had the knife if you had your knob in the chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
*awaits strikethrough*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Angled stone rollers are good
but really, if the steel isn't doing the job, get a better steel or use it more carefully.

I don't like to see knife death though, poor knife, always in R harts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I do miss having my pc set up for my tunes.
I might do that this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Broadband
The internet is the way I keep in contact with my friends, and due to one of my best friends living on the other side of the world, I use skype to talk to her.

I need the internet, or I'd go insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I hope you realise how sad and pathetic this makes you sound

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
New generation, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
How's North London
treating you? If I didn't hate you so much, I'd say let's go for a beer sometime.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
If I cared a tiny bit about anything you say or do I may have taken offence at that
Most of it is treating me very well thanks
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Haha, Charlie out of the office today?
How's it going?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
He's nipped across the road so I'm being naughty ;)
He's abandoning me tomorrow so I don't feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
She says on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Good point
TGB, how DID you meet your new housemates?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Gonz through mutual friends
Sexface through the care in the community programme I was volunteering at
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
How is the love shack?
I bet you need a revolving door for all the hotties that are in and out of that place.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Out when the roofies wear off, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I live in a hotbed of sin.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
when am i coming round to play on your whatever game it was again?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Give me a time and a date, I'll get the tux cleaned.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

hot ed of s
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I live in a hotbed of sine.
It's an orgy of opposite over hypotenuse everywhere you look.
(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Better than being caught in bed with your cosine...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
nearlyincestlols

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I haven't been on b3ta for a week
Don't miss it you're all shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Oh god
My router, home network, 50 inch TV, xbox, books, comics, flat cast iron pan (fuck griddles man).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Alcohol

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is of course the best answer.
If you're pissed enough you can do without pretty much anything.

If you don't believe me, ask the homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I've got a bottle of 'whisky' in a drawer downstairs
Might have a little of it at lunch, keep me going through this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I think I'm going to go to the Christmas market
at lunch and have some mulled wine. This week has been abysmal.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I lOVE mulled wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Sold by authentic Germans as well.
I might even have currywurst for lunch.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
That sounds tasty
But I think if I ate that, my guts would punish me, and those around me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Bloody hell
I didn't expect this subthread to turn into an AA Meeting.

Though since we're on that subject, my friends are currently being crap about the possibility of going to the pub this evening. Bastards!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
At least you have friends you can go to the pub with!
Even if they aren't coming out to play this evening.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Oops, sorry, I forgot yours are all elsewhere.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Mine are imaginary

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Mine are more complex than that

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I can have meetings?
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Yes, you can sit in a room and discuss all your shortcomings, and how you will improve upon them
By yourself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
And then take the 'twelve step programme'
Eleven steps to the nearest window, then one more to finish the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I nominate this for POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I really hope we've booked a room on a high floor for that
'cause I don't want to get a phone call from him to say that he's face-down in the drain outside and what should he do next?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Awww.
I imagine I'll be out in Euston with my shit non-internet friends if you're dying for a pint.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Your crowd still loiter round the Doric Arch of a Friday evening?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
More or less every week.
*sighs*

EDIT - Although of course WE still call it the Head of Steam. Because change is bad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
My books.
And pictures. I like walls to be full of pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Books
lots and lots of books. And stuff to cook with. Music and dvds are a bonus.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
At the moment, believe it or not, a jigsaw is keeping me sane.
1000-piece glow-in-the-dark celestial planisphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I like jigsaws

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)
A kettle, a mug, some teabags and some milk
I really like to juggle those items
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
that is quite an image
i don't know how to type it, but i am singing the circus theme in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
after a few weeks of sharing my beanbag with my flatmate
i was pretty glad when my sofas turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

ean all
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
oh AA
REALLLY?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Sorry, my mind sees these things, my hands write them!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
That is so fucking childish,
you beat me to it
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I apologise for my childishness
Haha, fuck you *blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
You see
I would have gone with

bag
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
you see
my bean would have been delighted to have gone along with you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Wait up.
You are a 'lady'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Ish

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)
this is the second time
you have posted this in connection with me.

please accept this post as a cease and desist notice. if you fail to comply, i will sue you for millions of pounds. and a couple of shots of vodka. with a diet coke ON THE SIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Sorry, but for as long as people keep saying "You are a 'lady'?" I will continue to post images relating to this
Any other variation of the word 'woman' is safe, but lady will elicit a response every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
well
why don't you nip to the gents and deal with that response in private.

then leave the rest of us in peace???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Now who has their mind in the gutter?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
pretty much everybody on here?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)
We are all in the gutter...
...but some of us are looking up your skirt.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)
My thoughts exactly
Whatever is up there looks like a well played accordion
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)
More of a burst badger, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I'm sure I saw a glimpe of ball bag.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Music
So that'd be my computer and speakers. It's always the first thing I set up when moving house.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I have to say my mp3 player and speaker/clock thing was the first thing I bothered plugging in
Took me two weeks to plug my computer in.

I TELL THE BEST STORIES
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Launched a public appeal for your phone yet?
You could milk it for a few years before the inevitable book deal comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
nah
I've come to terms with the loss.
More miffed that he stole my wallet and I had just brought stamps. What are the odds
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Err, I dunno, how often do you buy stamps?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
That was the first time in about 9 months

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
First class

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
you've got some competition for that latter statement
it has to be said
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
True
Your tale of the green *insert whatever gym equiptment it was* arrving when it was the pink *insert whatever gym equiptment it was* you wanted to match the rest of the pink gym equptment to match the other pink stuff was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
now look
i can't help having an empty life, alright??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Power crystals, statue of Isis, my bible,
...the works of Erich von Daniken, my cats and all the animal pronography.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Just the essentials then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Without my faith I am nothing.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
It is an under rated Cure album.

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)
You are spot-on there, Ducky.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)
*Points*
"You sound like you're from Lincolnshire
You sound like you're from Lincolnshire"
(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
The cruelest of taunts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Drum kit
Xbox , book shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
My oven

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
That's not what you wrote originally

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Yeah but the giant fucking master bedroom is still tops in my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
ninja edit!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I spent a few days sitting on camp chairs
with a telly, a bookcase and a small table.

So i'd second the sofa thing.

As for anything else, as grannies everywhere will tell you, a good pair of shoes and a good mattress.

I'd be lost without my computers, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Oooo get YOUR chairs
ya big whoopsy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Heh.

(Cave Duck, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
camper than a row of tents

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)
"Camper than Loey from Pineapple Studio" is like saying ".... Times infinity".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I only know what you are talking about because of TV Burp

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
camper than a row of pink tents
edit - damn you, dracula
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Mwah ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
i even heard that in a camp voice
quick, say something macho
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I work HARD and play HARD
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
i'm sure it's just a phase you're going through...
everybody experiments.

even lawyers and accountants.

not with each other though, that's against the law in most civilised countries.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)
pink lamee tents.
daaaaaahling.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I had to make sure to keep my trousers on
when I was sitting on them. Something I don't have to worry about with the sofa, thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

chairs men's penises
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Look
I was young and poor. We've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Some of us live there, dearie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

computers men's penises
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Look
I am young and poor. We've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

computers maps
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)
my books, my laptop and my bed.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)
That must be one hell of suitcase you've brought with you...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)
well I'm not moving here am I? just travelling. As it is, I've got my laptop and a book in my suitcase. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Haha, fair enough!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)
well laptop means I can take all the photos off my camera at the end of each day and name them and file them so I don't get confused!
*far too organised sometimes...*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)
The scarily disturbing ones that you can't quite work out which way up they go?
Those are AB's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Then I worry about who took those photos, cos it wasn't me!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)
he does it to everyone's camera, I wouldn't worry.

disclaimer. I have never actually left badger's company with photographs of his genitalia on my camera. At least to my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)
well if he does it to mine, he won't be getting any of the apple and raspberry tart I'm making.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I used to be like that
Don't ever stop, then attempt to restart, it's HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I don't stop - it's a thing my therapist taught me.
being organised helps a lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

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