I have to say my mp3 player and speaker/clock thing was the first thing I bothered plugging in
Took me two weeks to plug my computer in.

I TELL THE BEST STORIES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Launched a public appeal for your phone yet?
You could milk it for a few years before the inevitable book deal comes in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

nah
I've come to terms with the loss.
More miffed that he stole my wallet and I had just brought stamps. What are the odds
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Err, I dunno, how often do you buy stamps?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

That was the first time in about 9 months

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

First class

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

you've got some competition for that latter statement
it has to be said
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

True
Your tale of the green *insert whatever gym equiptment it was* arrving when it was the pink *insert whatever gym equiptment it was* you wanted to match the rest of the pink gym equptment to match the other pink stuff was my favourite
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

now look
i can't help having an empty life, alright??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)