The Church
Got to hand it to 'em, they've stuck at it for fucking ages now...
Alt: Yes, thank you. It was tasty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I shake my head in disbelief
that people IN THIS DAY AND AGE are still swallowing one of the most blatantly-bullshit stories of all time:

'I know he was publicly executed BUT HE HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! So you see we don't have to disband this sect that we are senior figures in, after all!! I know his failing to protect himself from execution despite being an all-powerful deity looks a teensy bit dodgy but REALLY IT'S ALL PART OF HIS GENIUS PLAN!!!

You want to see him too? Ah, well...you see...only we saw him, just for a bit, and he's..err....gone now....to, err, heaven. Leaving us here in charge. HALLELUJAH!!! Subscriptions please *holds out plate*

*sotto voce* one born every minute, eh lads?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Heretic faggot.*
If you don't love Jesus why don't go live in Eye-ran.

*Which by strange coincidence is the name of the new Iron Maiden album.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

GOD HATES FAGS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

But he quite likes a pipe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

With the beard and those sandals
I had him down as a bit of a toker.

So the news that he hates fags comes as a surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I heard he uses a vaporiser.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

He's really into getting fucked up and listening to Spiritualized.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)