It's a little-known fact
that Monty is capable of spinning a fine silky substance from his lower abdomen, much like a spider, which he produces in long strands that can be used to cover practically any object.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is that what he told you it was?
He was spinning a web of deceit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Well, I assumed that's why he said we were playing a game of "spiderman"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I thought 'Spiderman' was where you jizzed into your own hand
Then threw it at your missus' face shouting 'Go web go!'

Or is that just me?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Who's got that Rainer Wolfcastle pic?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

He also does that "pre-web" thing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I LIKE THIS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Spak doesn't

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)