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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh christ.
It's Pink.

I trust you ordered one for Swipe as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
They do a grey one too
but it looked too boyish: I tookk a vote from colleagues and was emphatically told NOT to get the grey one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Well order another pink one for Swipe.
She'll get all upset if she sees other children get pink things that she hasn't got.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
[something about monty and his pink thing]

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Swipe wants Monty's mighty pink turret?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
this is hardly newsworthy stuff
my drawbridge is always lowered for monty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm sure that Monty will unleash his 'boiling oil' in return.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't forget to clean your moat beforehand.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I don't think he'll ever reach the keep
He's obsessed with all things Moaty remember?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
That's excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Although not taking it to its somewhat extreme conclusion...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I do hope you remember to raise your portcullis...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
haha
you lot have made me laugh with your castle-y puns.

he can breach my ramparts too if he insists.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Oh, I insist alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You can fuck her, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
BEST SUBTHREAD EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
come on then
show me your battering ram...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It'll be a good 'knight' for Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*reveals 'siege engine'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*polishes helmet and mighy lance*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*admires splendid lance and mighty jousting style*
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*bums castle*
*possibly doing it wrong*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
jesus crow
that is a child's toy

what is the matter with you? someone always has to go too far and ruin it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You think the castle's ruined?
You should see what the splinters have done to my John Thomas...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
If it's in runies it'll become a tourist attraction and they can charge people to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
The castle or my penis?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Gasp in amazement as Monty unveils his trebuchet jizz-laucher.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

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