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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well order another pink one for Swipe.
She'll get all upset if she sees other children get pink things that she hasn't got.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
[something about monty and his pink thing]

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Swipe wants Monty's mighty pink turret?

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
this is hardly newsworthy stuff
my drawbridge is always lowered for monty
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm sure that Monty will unleash his 'boiling oil' in return.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't forget to clean your moat beforehand.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I don't think he'll ever reach the keep
He's obsessed with all things Moaty remember?
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
That's excellent.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Although not taking it to its somewhat extreme conclusion...

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I do hope you remember to raise your portcullis...

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
haha
you lot have made me laugh with your castle-y puns.

he can breach my ramparts too if he insists.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Oh, I insist alright.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You can fuck her, too.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
BEST SUBTHREAD EVER.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
come on then
show me your battering ram...
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It'll be a good 'knight' for Swipe.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*reveals 'siege engine'*

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*polishes helmet and mighy lance*

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*admires splendid lance and mighty jousting style*
*swoons*
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*bums castle*
*possibly doing it wrong*
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
jesus crow
that is a child's toy

what is the matter with you? someone always has to go too far and ruin it...
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You think the castle's ruined?
You should see what the splinters have done to my John Thomas...
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
If it's in runies it'll become a tourist attraction and they can charge people to see it.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
The castle or my penis?

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Gasp in amazement as Monty unveils his trebuchet jizz-laucher.

(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

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