CROW!
this thread is totally made for you, you massive teapot!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He favours Tia Maria and orange.
Tried to tell me it was what his "friend" drinks. Right.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Bleurgh
that sounds weird. That said, I'm going to go home and probably drink neat Frangelico and smoke dope until my lungs explode. This week has been shit.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that. Hope things get better.
I've only encountered Frangelico in Nigella Lawson.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

According to her it's in a bottle in the shape of a Monk.
Might make an interesting butt-plug when it's empty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I smell a film script....

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You're supposed to read it dear boy, read it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Let's not get into a One Man One Jar scenario, though.
I could give you the number of my production company, if you want. They give big dolla for the more niche shoots.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It is.
Said friend claims it's like drinking a Chocolate Orange, which doesn't make it any less weird.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm no fucking friend of yours

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

my mum used to make a tia maria, orange and chocolate trifle
i fucking hate trifle but everybody else raved about it.

in fact, one of the moronic women who hangs around my father bought him orange flavoured tia maria last christmas. i think he'd rather drink dogpiss. it's still in the cupboard if anyone wants it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

It's alright actually for a girls drink
tastes like chocolate orange.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

OH MY DEAR SWEET BERK !
Please do stop murdering yourself by self medicating with illegal pharmaceuticals.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah right, "friend"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It's not me.
I've already had my drinking practices roundly criticised by people who take their booze seriously.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Probably because we felt there was still hope for you
In her case, all we could do was facepalm.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I am almost alright.
Gin and cider are respectable.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

People who take their booze seriously aren't drinking enough.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Go drinking with Crow.
My flatmate found it hilarious and adorable that he and his friend were sipping their ale and commenting on their nuances.
I was getting pissed and knocking over my own drinks.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

'hilarious and adorable'?
Christ, I never thought I'd find myself being patronised by someone six years my junior...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

now look dear
do you know what patronising means?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Can you ask that again without patting me on the head this time?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

sorry that was my tits
i need somewhere to rest them from time to time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Hahahaha old.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Ha ha,
Silly crow,
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

That would be too orangy for Crow.
It's just for me and my dog!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)