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Lies.
Hendricks.
End of story.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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Ooo get you, little Miss "Posh Bottle" likes to drink gin out of a posh bottle
*chants "POSH BOTTLE, POSH BOTTLE" over and over*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51,
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PUSH HER INTO A PUDDLE - GO ON!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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Well, I am a sucker for peer pressure...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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for peer pressure... of men's penises for small change round the back of Clapham North tube station, weeknights 7-10pm.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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At the moment I have about a litre of Gordon's.
I only rarely get to taste Hendricks :( And it's the only gin I will actually take with tonic.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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I've never drunk it. £30 for a bottle seems a bit steep
But then I rarely keep alcohol in the house as I reckon I could easily become a
functioning alcoholic.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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Same, never bought a bottle.
I had a beautiful night where I'd been flirting with this boy for about 2 months. He bought over a bottle of Hendricks to the party we were at, and I gave him a head massage (no, really, as in top head) because he'd told me it aroused him. We then spent a beautiful night together on the floor of my friend's living room.
I didn't take his virginity as I had principles and think you should lose it to someone special. But I think that's where my love of gin comes from.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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Fuck that
I've known very few lads who want to lost their virginity to 'someone special', they just want to get it out of the way. I know I did.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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A litre of Gordon's what?
His 'chef's special sauce'?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:21,
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Lies. Tanqueray 10.
Next!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51,
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client sent me a mammoth bottle of this the other day
i can't bear gin, even the smell makes me retch, after an entire weekend spent throwing up on the stuff when i was about 19.
i gave it away - should have kept it for you, monty!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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You should. Ah well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04,
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the next one is all yours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06,
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Oxley is rather nice.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04,
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