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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today I have a craving for delicious bacons
I shall get over it by eating bacon. Up next: Rugby in Newark. Later: maybe going to see a girl offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
A REAL GIRL?
OMG. A proper girl?

The perfect bacon sandwich.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
A proper girl is not the perfect bacon sandwich
The perfect bacon sandwich is made with soft, thick white bread, generously buttered. The bacon is lightly grilled and the juices have been poured onto the buttered bread to create a animal-based oil slick. It has been seasoned with a helping of 'Daddies' brown sauce.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Depends which girl
some of them would have lovely crackling, but I think you're probably not supposed to eat people.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
butter: wrong
brown sauce: wrong
your face: wrong
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Morning TGB

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Afternoon
I'm at work. Updating epic price lists. May have some more tea
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)
YOU FUCKING ROCK

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)
haha
Afternoon my lovely, how's you? Was it Therapy? last night?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)
That is close to the perfect bacon sarnie
But you fair on a couple of counts.

The bread should be granary and the sauce, HP.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)
White toast, no butter, ketchup, chipotle sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
the best bacon sandwich
contains zero bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)
You prefer sausage?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
[insert something about sausages/cocks]
but if it's just for grilling and putting in a sandwich, no, i think if the choice was bacon, sausage or death, you'd be burying me shortly thereafter. vile!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

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