I'm here.
I'm bored, listening to depressing Blur songs, my flatmate's knobhead friends are here and I want to top myself. I don't know why I've been so down lately.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh
Well there's no real answer springing to mind immediately Barry.

You could maybe stop listening to Blur as a short term fix.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Blur are ace. Ignoring the Britpop bollocks they churned out, mind.
It's probably something to do with being tremendously ill this week, as well as having a pain in the arse time at uni.
But that's enough about me, what are you doing in?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Starting work at 07.00 tomorrow
Which means getting up at 05.30.

Which means it's bedtime soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I've only been awake for four hours.
I've nabbed a box of Nytol and plan to neck about thirty pills around 1am to get my normal sleeping pattern back. If I don't wake up you can have my DVD collection.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

That's a really sad and depressing note to strike
Because I don't watch much TV. Donate them to The Dogs Trust.

Write your will quickly, now, before the Nytol takes hold.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Don't be a silly boy.
Too much Nytol makes you feel like shit the day after. Take it from an ex speed freak.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)