No-one here on this dull Saturday night?
No?

No point in asking a question is there then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:58, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm here.
I'm bored, listening to depressing Blur songs, my flatmate's knobhead friends are here and I want to top myself. I don't know why I've been so down lately.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Oh
Well there's no real answer springing to mind immediately Barry.

You could maybe stop listening to Blur as a short term fix.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Blur are ace. Ignoring the Britpop bollocks they churned out, mind.
It's probably something to do with being tremendously ill this week, as well as having a pain in the arse time at uni.
But that's enough about me, what are you doing in?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Starting work at 07.00 tomorrow
Which means getting up at 05.30.

Which means it's bedtime soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I've only been awake for four hours.
I've nabbed a box of Nytol and plan to neck about thirty pills around 1am to get my normal sleeping pattern back. If I don't wake up you can have my DVD collection.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

That's a really sad and depressing note to strike
Because I don't watch much TV. Donate them to The Dogs Trust.

Write your will quickly, now, before the Nytol takes hold.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Don't be a silly boy.
Too much Nytol makes you feel like shit the day after. Take it from an ex speed freak.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I'm here
I'm bored. Tempted to roll a spliff and watch 'Let The Right One In' but then I'd have to go out for snacks and it's late and cold and can I really be bothered to do anything at all?
APATHY.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Lack of preparation on your part
Always maintain a healthy inventory of snacks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

It's a poor effort
on my part, and extreme foolishness to boot. But there we are. I am quite tempted to go out for nibbles though - I mean, how cold can it be?
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I've just been out for tabs
It's not too cold in Bradford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I'm here trying to stay awake for an awesome horror film on film 4.
Drinking wine and feeling fine.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

What's the film?

(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

The Descent.
It's like a chick flick horror film.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I think I've got that on dvd somewhere
is it any good?
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I would highly recommend it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I shall dig it out and watch it
when I'm in a mood to watch a scary film on my own. *mopes*
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

If your free on the weekend after next then you should get your arse up here for fun and frolics.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

The manc bash?
Can't really afford to go to both that and the Bristol one, sadly :(
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

You going to the Bristol one?
Hooray!

But just to let you know we're getting a mini bus back to mine from Manchester on Saturday night so no hotel room fees.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

That's the plan
I have yet to sort out transport and accomodation, however...
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Have you fixed the cistern?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Doing it tomorrow.
I've had a busy day today.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

On line handyman
Is working a 12 hour day tomorrow so try not to get it wrong.

Like the Green Cross Code Man, I can't be here all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

But what if I hurt my finger : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Try Esther Rantzen's claims hotline

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

: )
Will do.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Remember - you're GUARANTEED 100% compensation
You should get a few bob from Esther. She's very generous.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

fe blo b j
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

hmmmmmmm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Ooh, not with those teeth
It'd be like sticking your knob in a dry-stone wall.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Bloody hell I can't be arsed to work all that out.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Few bob => blow job
Happy to help
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Aw fanks hon.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Evening Bee-Hatches

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Woo! How was the gig the other night?

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

It was absolutley fantastic.
You could tell they had such a brilliant time playing, plus I got to see my BFF and drink beer.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Will you and the BFF be at Bristol on the Saturday?

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

We will indeed
along with a plethora of other weirdos
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Would it be terribly bad form if I gave you and the BFF a big hug on the night?
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I don't think so
I would imagine there will be hugs a plenty all over the shop. Mrs al will also be there for extra hugging goodness.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

So no sex then : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

If I want to have sex with my wife thats entirely up to me and her surely?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Well if the option is there we can discuss it on the night.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Who did you see?

I'm guessing charles and eddie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Spot on the nose
They played "Would I Lie to You" for 1 and a half hours straight.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Happy fucking days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

That's my kind of gig.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

"OOOOOWAAAAAAAAY"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I'm watching The Social Network while having an epic Hot choc made with milk, drinking chocolate, sugar, galaxy ripple and marshmillows.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I'm watching Predator 2, with a bottle of wine and a mild sense of self loathing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Me too!
But not the film.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Are your trousers as high as Danny Glover's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Nope!
I follow the young kids and wear them on my hips.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Mine are round my mid thigh area.
But that's because I'm watching porn.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

I find that jogging bottoms are good for easy access.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Very restrained, when engaged in self appreciation I let my trousers loose to the wind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Haven't been here in a while and just realised who you are...new name eh?

So how's Bert?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Fuck knows
dead? We can but hope I guess.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

hips, shmips

I wear mine below my butt-ocks, ez boi
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Isit though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

It is.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

safe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Not a good look with moleskin trousers.
Although I'll give it a try.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I disagree; for to long the street and the mildly dapper have lived seperate lives
this could be a chance for cross fashion reciprocation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I regard myself as rather more than just mildly dapper
In fact if you superimposed a better face on me I'd make a fine model for Country Life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Do you need bigger teeth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Yes. And a mane.
All the rest is fine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Smooth curve...

Do people still play this game?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I have just been out to obtain snacks
I have hot vimto and a spliff and I'm going to shit* my pants watching Let The Right One In.

figuratively not literally, I most sincerely hope
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

It's not that scary but a good film nontheless.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

agreed, I thought it was quite sweet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Excellent
I am utterly rubbish at watching scary films as I tend to jump and freak out like a complete idiot.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I'm watching "The Walking Dead" it's brilliant
I have heard good things about that film.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Tis good, I watched Zombieland last night
It was rather good, just a lot of fun, with a hot bird
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I thoroughly enjoyed it but I am a big zombie film fan.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Zombieland is ace
I loved how the little signs kept popping up.
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Rule #2 double tap
Also known as the Alan Partridge rule
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Always limber up...

(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Evening all
I am drinking wine, eating chocolate and watching a "Being Erica" marathon.

I should just go put on a dress.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

You fookin puff.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Being Erica is a time travel show with supernatural beings
honest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Nothing to do with Erica Roe then?
Shame.

My West Brom supporting neighbour has been sitting in my garage complaining about robbery this evening.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

It was shocking
Two VERY dubious penalties, and they scored the third after the referee awarded them a throw-in for what was clearly our free kick.

So glad I blew it off to play FB games and listen on the radio instead.

EDIT: Being Erica is sort of a chick show but I do like it. "The show stars Erin Karpluk as Erica Strange, a woman who begins seeing a therapist to deal with regrets in her life, only to discover the therapist has the ability to send her back in time to actually relive these events and even change them." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_Erica
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Blah blah blah blah blah

zzz
zzzzz z z zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

It's true, you aren't very interesting
and that is fairly representative of your posts.

Perhaps if you tried a little harder? Developed more interests?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Ouch, bit sensitive are we?

I live near Stamford Bridge which is more than enough to make one hate football.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I would have thought that would make you avoid football conversations
instead of butting into them saying "You're being BORING! Talk about something I like INSTEAD."

Yes, I am beginning to get pissed off at the rudeness. There are a number of people on here who like talking about football and EVERY FUCKING TIME WE DO someone has to stick their oar in and say, "oh I hate football, everyone who likes football is shit because I don't like it."

Fuck off.

Edit: I recognise it's not normally you, but straw/camel etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I thought the conversation was about you being a bit poofy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Oh well that I cop to

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

I have to say that I think talking about football should be kept on football websites.
But I know you lot can't help yourselves sometimes.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

But you could say that about any topic
Politics should be kept on politics websites, cookery on cookery sites etc. It's an interest that people have that makes them happy or sad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I disagree.

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

This post belongs on a disagreement forum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

What if I disagree in a silly way?

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Silly disagreement forum stoopid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

rofl
radfg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

I actually watched the Spurs V Arsenal game earlier, had it's moments
followed by England V Samoa rugby, hich was much better!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

didn't see it myself
but it sounds like it was good entertainment - coming back to win where they haven't for umpteen years.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)