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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Snogging randoms in bars is good funJust not when they look like the last one I snogged, not good. She looked like a bulldog.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:27,
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Because I was drunk, and she was thereI turned to her, said "Hi", and leaned in for a kiss. Easiest snog I've ever done. The sickened looks on peoples faces were quite entertaining.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:32,
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Are you sure they were sickened on your behalf, and not hers?Were you wearing that yellow t-shirt?
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I've been informed that the barman overpoured the pint in his hand because he couldn't look away from the 2 monsters eating each others faces about 10 feet awayAnd no, I think I was pretty well dressed that night...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:43,
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You snogged a bulldog?!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:29,
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She looked like one, not an ACTUAL bulldogI think...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:32,
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Bulldogs look like bulldogsquod erat demonstrandum
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:34,
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Using a Venn diagramThe two subsets "Women AA snogged" and "bulldogs" we can see the overlap clearly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:37,
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In fairness, not all of them are that badSome definitely are, but I've been lucky from time to time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:39,
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I didn't say it was a large overlap ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:40,
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