My sister can beat the lot of you.
When she was 15 she did some shifts in the kitchens of the Wykeham Arms, just by our house. One Saturday just before Christmas, she had some seasonal drinks after lunch. Underage, but hey, it's Christmas...

Upon returning home she collapsed on the sitting-room floor in hysterical laughter and accidentally emptied a full coffee percolator into the video player. Unfortunately the Bishop of Basingstoke and his wife were sat there aghast during the whole thing. My parents were not massively impressed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Boyce Towers
Season 1 - The 70's show
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

This sounds like the basic premise for every British sitaution comedy of the 70s and 80s.
(And 90s if you include the truly vile Vicar of Dibley)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

How do you "accidentally"
empty a percolator into a video player? Surely, that's got to be fairly deliberate, if misguided..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

The percolator was in a tray just in front of it. She kicked it over.
My father lifted it up and coffee pissed out of the bottom of it, I am told.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Classic.
I'm always up for a bit of aghast bishopery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'm imagining the bishop to be similar in countenance to the Bishop of Bath & Wells as portrayed by Ronald Lacey in the popular television programme "Blackadder"

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)