Swan
Flash fried in a griddle pan and served on a bed of pickled pygmy children.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is the Pot Noodle of the upper class
Must try harder
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Panda gelato for dessert?

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Goes without saying
They are fresh out of unicorn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Much like the manufacture of foie gras
it is force-fed a fatal quantity of bamboo just prior to being slaughtered, ensuring that it seasons itself from the inside as it hangs in the game pantry.

The gelatin is of course extracted from pegasus hooves.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Mmmmmmmm
Knowing this makes it taste that little bit nicer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You're making the tin of crabmeat in brine I just had look bad.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Oh Grim, unless you're doing something nice with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)