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Lunch fred.I can't eat any more Innocent Veg Pots, I had five in about an hour yesterday evening so need to move on. As it stands I will be having my last cigarillo for lunch.
What are you bunch of arseholes having?
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SammichTiger bread, roasted (last night) pepper, stuffing and smoked ham, served with a chunk of cheddar, an apple and some McCoys Cheese and Onion crisps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:11,
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If there's a nicer bread than Tiger bread,I don't want to know about it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:16,
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This^It is fucking tremendous!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:17,
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SwanFlash fried in a griddle pan and served on a bed of pickled pygmy children.
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This is the Pot Noodle of the upper classMust try harder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:16,
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Goes without sayingThey are fresh out of unicorn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:18,
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Much like the manufacture of foie grasit is force-fed a fatal quantity of bamboo just prior to being slaughtered, ensuring that it seasons itself from the inside as it hangs in the game pantry.
The gelatin is of course extracted from pegasus hooves.
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MmmmmmmmKnowing this makes it taste that little bit nicer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:25,
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Oh Grim, unless you're doing something nice with it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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Oddly enough I'm having a bunch of arseholesYou can get them from the new butchers shop at the factory outlet centre. I might pick up some M&S "slight seconds" underpants whilst I'm down there.
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Vending machine sandwichAnd a snickers
I really need to go do some shopping...
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:20,
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Rye bread, quorn ham, cheese and tomato and a bag of sweet chilli snack-a-jacks.My default lunch.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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You need more variation in lunch!Does it not get boring to eat?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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Sometimes, but as long as I'm full I don't worry too much about variety.(
girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:26,
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2 answers1. Fair enough
2. *raises eyebrow*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:27,
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This applies to her lady cavern as well(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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I had chickenand fresh cheese.
How can you eat 5 pots in 1h? It's impossible, you have no time to breathe in the middle.
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I was very stoned.Seven minutes in the microwave, eat, then put another one in for seven, eat, etc. An hour is only a rough guess, I don't think it would take that much longer. I wish I didn't as I feel beyond a fat bloated mess today.
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That is also about £20 there!You should have gone out and had a steak!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:35,
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I don't pay for food, I'm a thieving cunt*sticks two fingers up at the system*
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OK thenYou should have nicked a steak and spent the £20 on beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:50,
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Steaks are hard, they're in the CCTV aisle.Your plan is much better than mine though I must say.
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And you'll get into more trouble if you get caught stealing a sirloin.The steaks are higher.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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How did you manage to sleep?I bet you've spent most of the morning at the toilet.
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This weeks graze box.It's fucking awesome.
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DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:28,
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flapjack with chocolate and honey, olives with herbs, dried apricots and roasted pumpkin & sunflower seeds.
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DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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I have codes for a free one, If you want? T7D86YV. enter that at graze.com and they will send you a free one.
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DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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Soup. Fucking soup again.I don't even have a roll today!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:31,
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What kind of soup?I'm liking soup at the moment for some reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:33,
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Mulligatawny todayProper soup would be nice, but it's all shitty Heinz tinned soup
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:44,
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I had Heinz tomato soup at the weekend.It's bloody lovely.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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I usually get the posh rustic soups but you can't beat Heinz tomato.(
girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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I'm still not hungrybut I'll have a diet coke
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:31,
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Why not have some chicken nuggets?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:32,
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ooo get youtoo good for deep fried chicken anus
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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You make them sound soooooo good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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You could say that the secret ingrediant is lovebut you'd be wrong. It's actually salt
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:40,
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less too good forand more never touching a chicken nugget again in my life
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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ha, how many did you eat over the weekend again?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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28 :(I feel like the grossest pig that ever walked the earth. And I'm very grateful I was sick
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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that is a lot of "chicken"fortunately no real chickens were harmed in the making of chicken mcnuggets.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:44,
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That sounds like a challange.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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This sounds like some kind of therapy in the making!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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Never say neverYou want those nuggets so bad you can taste them
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:45,
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You can taste them?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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Yeah, I imagine it's similar to licking a greasy ashtrayor Megan Fox
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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wellyou can if you are sick afterwards, eh amberl?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:47,
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Perhaps bulimia is the way forwardtwice the taste, half the calories
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:51,
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I'm all right with itThanks to illness I spent a lot of time with a very upset stomach, being sick a lot and after a while you get used to it. I'd just leave a book by the loo.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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i did that a bit as a teenager/young adultand flirted a tiny bit with anorexia when i was at uni, how cliched spoiled middle class female student can you get, half my friends were at it too. lucky i recovered REALLY REALLY REALLY well, eh??
the problem is that even now it still seems like a good idea and a novel idea that nobody else has ever thought of. which is ludicrous, but the sneaking temptation is always lurking around somewhere. stupid food. why can't it all be calorie-free??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:54,
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When I was around my early thirties I lost a shit load of weight and still thought I was too big.I had the sense of mind to realise it was all in my head but I could see how easy it would be to slip into that madness.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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I'm trying to lose weight at the minute, and skipping multiple meals unintentionally (I wake up late on weekends, and often won't eat lunch)Add that to the fact I've stopped snacking between meals, and I'm losing a fair chunk of weight, but I've still got a long way to go.
Yes, I know this isn't a very good way of doing it, but it's working for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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depressinglyresearch is now showing that skipping a meal a day is much more effective at weightloss than the gym.
the problem is that it is impossible to maintain long term, so it all rushes back on!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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I'll be joining the gym at the end of Jan, when my finances are a little clearer(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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Yeah! short term starvation just messes with your metabolism and you pile it on again when you go back to eating normally.(
girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:05,
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Park the Pandatron but...can someone please tell rachelswipe that she is not fat please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:14,
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It might besomeone genuinely complimented me the other night and it was a lovely warm feeling.
Though I concede that part of me still probably thought they were lying
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:18,
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Was it your mum?That was meant as humour rather than insult btw.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:20,
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haha!She did say I was looking well, but no, shockingly it was someone other than my mum
it was your mum
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:21,
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NoI'll genuinely never eat them again. Maybe I should do this with all harmful foodstuffs
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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Don't think soThey revolt me (and did so even before hand. I just now have another reason to hate them)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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Kill or cure eh?What doesnt kill you only makes you...greasier?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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Food made with love is the best food there is.I love being cooked for.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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As soon as I get out of bed, I'll be having a fag.Oh dear.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:35,
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That'll learn her.Though I think you've let her off lightly. I think rolling of the eyes is also justified.
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No, I like her too much and I also remember what I was like at that age.(
girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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Hell yeah!I think it's the last vestiges of my maternal urges being doled out on here.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:45,
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Its like you have about 50 kidson here!! Go internet mam!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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I may just blank you all night.It will hurt you more.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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I've spent 2 nights out of the last 4 not at home.I was sleeping on my friend's couch as I like it so much more there. Staying in bed means limited flatmate time.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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Are you at the momentfighting between staying in bed longer or having a fag?
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Not particularly fightingThe urge for a fag is weaker than the urge to get out of bed.
Glad the interviews seemed to go well!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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12:35 on a monday morning !GIVE ME MY TAX PAYING TAX FUNDING FOR YOUR STUDENT FRIVILOUS TIME WASTING MONEY BACK
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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Shh, no lectures today,and I'm doing my prep-reading for my Anglo-Saxon literature class.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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What's "Prep Readng"?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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Preparatory readingSo I have a founding bit of knowledge on what the fuck's going on.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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i ate too much and drank too much booze over the weekendso i am just having evian today as some kind of purging thing, then salads and soups all week!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:40,
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this sounds like a good plan(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:41,
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work will be finethe gym will be a bit painful/dizzying, but if it hurts, i just have to think that i was a stupid lard-infested beast to hoon off a fajita on sat night and lentil dahl last night, and suck it up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:43,
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Oh godI had a bacon bagel, slice of cheesecake and a chinese last night. My friend had TWO bagels and TWO slices of cheesecake, though, so I feel a little better.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:45,
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you're 20it'll melt straight off. wait til you hit 30 and realise that ice cubes make you gain weight :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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Pfft!Wait till your 45 and try losing weight. I'm seriously thinking of joining a POW camp.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:47,
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you could have my Auschwitz moment(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:58,
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The Tenko DietI just love pizza too much. TOO much, if you know what I mean.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:10,
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My fat stopped "melting off" when I hit about 16before, I could eat whatever I wanted and remain at a size 8-10. I've been lardy for four years now :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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i've not had the pleasure of meeting upso can't confirm, but am sure AA is absolutely right!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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Pfft, ask SexFace.He did nothing but call me fat for about 5 hours straight.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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yeah but he is such a successful stunnerthat, you know, he is wholly entitled to comment on everybody else and was in no way shape or form trying to compensate for his own yawning inadequacies by making someone else insecure and miserable.
not that i've met the guy, just going off what gets said on here!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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I think he had a point, to be perfectly honest.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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I don'tno-one has the right to purposefully make someone feel bad about themselves
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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In a way that will probably summon the wahmbulancePeople make me feel bad about myself not on purpose, if they do it openly, at least they're being honest.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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They're not being honest!They're being fucking bastards. I've learnt after a long and painful adolesence that when someone says something designed and calculated to make you feel bad, then they have done it on purpose. Not to help or to be honest, not to be straightforward. To hurt, plain and simple.
A major step is finding people who make you feel good about yourself, not people who prey on others insecurities
/draws breath, relaxes and stops being serious on the internet
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:08,
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alsohe said it like it was a bad thing. well i am sure there were hundreds of things about his appearance that you could have pointed out!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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It's all in the past anyway,I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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Lampersthis is goign to sound horribly condescending, but I promise it's only out of concern.
Are you totally mental?
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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Yes she isIn the best possible way. The first time I met her I proceeded to do a few lines, get rather stoned, and attempt to set her up with my mate, she didn't even bat an eyelid!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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Oh well, then.You seem like a nice girl. It sounds like you're letting yourself be used. I do hope not.
/dad
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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She'll end up like me if she's not careful and that makes me sad.(
girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:12,
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I might be a sad git and go and watch harry potter on me tod.Then lunch can be popcorn and fizzy drink. Otherwise it will be spliff, fallout nv, merlin on iplayer and some chinese chicken bits from tesco.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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OH MY DEAR SWEET [whoever you are, al? bobby?] ! PLEASE STOP MURDERING YOURSELF WITH ILLIGAL DRUGS(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:54,
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Bobby, can I murder myself with normal drugs, alcohol, fatty foods, etc instead?It's all bollocks Gonz, just do what you can to get through it and cherish the laughs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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Why not wait and take Uni Girl to see the film with you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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You're obsessed with him and uni girl.Are you trying to live your love life vicariously through them?
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:10,
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Yeh', that's fine, it's not going towards international terrorism.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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I can beat that, I'm watching the first Sex and the City film as I type.*hands knob in at the door*
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I thought you were watching itwith uni girl?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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She left him after discovering he had a thing for watching pre-pubescent boys grow up handling wood.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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I love a bit of bread meTiger's one of my favourites. If they did Tiger bread with poppy seeds on it at my local Sainsbury's, I might come over a bit Swipeish.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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hahawell done AA.
also, WTF is this tiger bread you're all going on about?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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If only there was some formof information superhighway you could search for things with.
It's awesome though, get down to Sainsbury's, go to the bakery section and get a big wheel of Brie to go with it.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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brie is the only cheese in the worldi don't like. oh, that and manchego, which is a bit tasteless for me (sorry aber)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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not wild on that eitheri don't like the white rind, and by the time you've scraped that off, there's not a lot left. it's ok melted, but i don't have an oven in my office!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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The rind's the best bitit's like Stilton, the joy's in the bitterness.
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:05,
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Oh God Brie!Must not think of Brie
Must not think of Brie
Must not think of Brie
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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Sainsbury'shas it on offer at the moment :)
Brie Brie Brie Brie
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Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:02,
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Chicken Teryaki Noodles, with a survere lack of teryakki =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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A massive mug of coffeeSpecifically, this stuff. It's far, far more powerful than any other energy drink I've ever tried (i.e. all of them) and the only effect it is having is to make me type a bit faster than usual.
This is possibly an indication that my caffeine intake is too high.
Actually, the above is lies. I'm starting to twitch now.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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I've had that stuff a while agoVery fine powdered coffee but it tastes a bit odd. Quite liked it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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