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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hope you get good news at the end of the week
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Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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Shit, she told you about her pregnancy scare too?
I thought she was trying to keep it off here, so her fella wouldn't find out about her cheating.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18,
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No I made that up to trap Al
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Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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Oh, she's definitely knocked up
after you left Captain V popped round, he never fails to impregnate
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Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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Oh for sure
I just hope the sprog doesn't come out with piercings and mohawk and is all ALTERNATIVE AND SHIT. I can't afford child support.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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oh man birthing a mohawk would HURT
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Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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It depends
If it isn't gelled up it may be like an internal brush on the way out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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Play loud rock/metal
It'll headbang, et voila, c-section.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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he did stand close to me at the bash
I was concerned for a few weeks.
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Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27,
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He groped me several times
My sperm were half their normal size for a few weeks after.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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thanks
I can always fall back on winning pie eating competitions.
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