Hey otters
so what have I missed? Anything exciting?

Alt Q: What do you miss and why isn't it here anymore? No points for grandmas or cats.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:00, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nothing, everything that was here and has now left was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

you're shit and dull and I HATE YOU

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Lab has a stupid face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

He does doesn't he?
Don't get me started on his "hair cut"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Have you seen his new stupid tattoos?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I honestly don't want to.
It's like some retard child showing you a picture they're so proud of but without the ability to tear it up and set it on fire.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm going to send you links to them under the premise of it being hot ladyfolk.

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

That'll be like those hilarious Rick Rolls that are on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I wish people would give that up.

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

fuck you

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

"...and fuck her too!"
Sorry.
I thought we were singing Cee Lo.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

They promised they would never do that.
But at least they won't let you down either.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I dreamt about his stupid face the other night
I can't remember what happened though. I didn't wake up feeling awkward and ashamed though like I do when I dream of Michael Buble so I don't think it was a sex dream.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

alt: being 17

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I didn't enjoy my teens
I quite liked being around 21 though, that was funtimes. Now I have to be all responsible and shit
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You manage the last part rather well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

shut it stupidface

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Hope you get good news at the end of the week

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Shit, she told you about her pregnancy scare too?
I thought she was trying to keep it off here, so her fella wouldn't find out about her cheating.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

No I made that up to trap Al

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh, she's definitely knocked up
after you left Captain V popped round, he never fails to impregnate
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh for sure
I just hope the sprog doesn't come out with piercings and mohawk and is all ALTERNATIVE AND SHIT. I can't afford child support.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

oh man birthing a mohawk would HURT

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

It depends
If it isn't gelled up it may be like an internal brush on the way out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Play loud rock/metal
It'll headbang, et voila, c-section.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

he did stand close to me at the bash
I was concerned for a few weeks.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

He groped me several times
My sperm were half their normal size for a few weeks after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

thanks
I can always fall back on winning pie eating competitions.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I don't think I had a really fun year until I was 23
but still, ya know, I'd do a lot of things different
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

things men
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

that too

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Sleep and a social life!
They arent here any more 'cos the kids are. Still, wouldnt swap them for the world. A good night of sleep and a night out yes, but not the world.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You say that, but if someone giftwrapped the world I'm pretty sure you'd go for it.

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Well, if it was in a nice box and stuff...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

some people whinged
i whinged the most about the shit bloke i met at the weekend proving beyond the shadow of any lingering doubt that all blokes are shit.

some people made sarcastic comments to each other.

some people talked about sex.

some people talked about their weekends.

occasionally some people were funny.

that's your nutshell.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Excellent
Blokes are shit, women are psychos, it's in our DNA.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

this one was at least blindingly hot though
which puts him a cut above the last couple of jokers, in all fairness!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

he had all his fingers and just one extra thumb,
totally HAWT.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

gimme 6

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Internet lies
'occasionally, some people were funny'

That never happened.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

i meant myself
i am very funny and hilarious

/ac
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

and modest. Don't forget you're modest.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i was taking the piss out of-
oh never mind!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Your charm and wit has been missed, Spattered.
And it isn't here becasue the world was made wrong.

Rachel is taking out proeceedings against God on all of our behalf.
(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

god couldn't afford me
i'm very expensive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

haha thanks
I shall return! *sweeps cape*
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

blousie tried to start a b3ta match making service
I can think of nothing more likely to fail in catastrophic circumstances.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Oi! I has skillz in lurve.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Best CV ever.

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

You didn't get Jesus when you had the chance, your skillz can't be that strong.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Jesus?

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes, back when he was Jesus.
I knew he was the man for me back then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

And bummed him accordingly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Is he talking about me?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think so

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Yay Ambers, you good?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Pretty good thanks
yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Was in a massive car crash on the A1(M) en route to Heathrow yesterday
so I'm rushing like a mad bastard to get there again this evening. Stupid Stockholm *shakes fist*
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Eh? you ok?

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It was the tiniest of little shunts
and I wasn't driving. Perfectly fine.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

glad you're okay!
How was Stockholm?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You know's it *winks*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

llt +s

You stopped crying yet? (it's ok, I don't love her really)
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I stopped for a little bit on thursday
then I remembered how you turned down mine and DiTs offer of a reliable get out and I just welled up again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Stupid me
Getting drunk on an empty stomach and forgetting the get out assistance.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

probably a murder
a bit of beastiality (Jeff and Kristine's dog) and plenty of whinging
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Cool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

How about an /offtopic stand up night?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I can't stand up all night.
It will play havoc with my varicose veins.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That's Jo Brand material.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

We have a lot in common.
Didn't you notice the uncanny resemblance?
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Too harsh by far
Stop this at once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It's my meme and I'll use it if I want to.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'll stamp my feet in a minute miss
I may even hold my breath, then you'll learn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*retracts insult*

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Hahaha
Does anyone have piston's number - he clearly has to headline.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

AWOOGA

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

*pats on the fanny*

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

*retches at this homoerotic image*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

off-topic babies
can you imagine?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I think the rest of the chicken
is making a bid for freedom at this mental image
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

we could have even more fun with this than with BGB's thread
imagine a child that was half...... edmund and half rogerthestarfish...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm going to blame you for my incipient bulimia
I hope you know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

sorry dude!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Edmund does!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

yeah imagine going out with someone from the internet!
that's crazy talk.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Imagine marrying someone off teh internet
you'd have to be some kind of social retard for that to happen.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Sleeping with someone off the internet is odd
But going out with them? Fuck that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

There was a bash,
harsh words were exchanged, threats made, then I sprouted thorn studded tendrils and ate 3 regulars.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Are you the tree from Evil Dead?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Poltergeist

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Hullo, why the name change?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Legal issues

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Ahhhhh, thinks terrible things

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

She got arrested turning tricks by Kings Cross station

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
Tut, can't trust you with anything.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Says you!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Excuse me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I think you dropped this
becky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I changed my name out of boredom months ago. There was no dropping involved.
Are you trying to imply I'm a clumsy sort?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Perhaps!
I was merely stating that you too have changed your name. Its not a bad thing (unless you are really Edmund now)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Seemed far more accusatory than merely stating, but that's the written word for you. WHERE'S MY WINKING EMOTICON YOU CALLOW FUCKTARD?
Sorry, not edmund and lo longer in posession of his cockpic either. Sadfaces allround.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Ahh
Were you a recipient? Nice

Apologies if it came across harshly - you also dropped this! :o)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You just posted twice like some sort of NOOB

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

What's wrong chompy, missing your hareem of bitches to snipe at?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I've gone off women,
I'm going to get married to WoW.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Aww, you should totally marry a sim instead. They're more open to suggestion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Have you seen these
i.imgur.com/SwasR.jpg
i.imgur.com/lCjJY.jpg
i.imgur.com/rhrcS.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Isn't that Crow?!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Not yet, phone doesn't like small pictures, I'll look later

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

They are brilliant

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I miss not being able to rationalise and get over things
I am still angry about the football.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Never mind Bob.
Try following my team. You soon get used to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Or mine
Beating Chelsea 3-0 means we will get tonked by Everton tonight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Bah.
You set of best player stealers.

Michael Turner
Fraizer Campbell
Tony Norman (sending us the hopeless Iain Hesford in return)
(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Tony Norman
Legend!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

True.
I was talking to a Sunderland fan a few weels back (just after their draw with Man Utd) and he was utterly convinced that they would finish in the top 6 this season.

Titus Bramble is the best value for money signing in the Premier League this year.
(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We appear to be doing OK this year
This fill Sunderland fans with a sense of dread that something bad is going to happen. Years of training I think

Bramble - maybe, yes. Very odd to admit that though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I do this
I bear grudges forever. I should probably let them go and do more yoga.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I hate being petty and childish at 28
and 9/10 I can sort myself out but this has really irked me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

s'only football!

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah I know but it's spurs! yuck.
Fuck it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

My favourite bit was when Wenger threw the bottle of water
like someone a tenth of his age. What a colossal twat.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

and got soaked by it too!
lol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I love Monsieur Wenger but he can be a stubborn helmet sometimes.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's probably because 'he didn't see it'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

FUCKING USELESS CUNTS
*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Watching the supposedly urbane Arsene Wenger when Arsenal fuck up is always amusing.

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I miss being 17
I'm not sure why it's not here any more, something to do with Stephen Hawking and the laws of physics and that.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I miss being 30.
I was happy and a little bit hawt.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I missed being 30 too
Due to being exceedingly drunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hello
Can I have an update on your menfolk please? I havent been here for a while
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Ooo! can of worms there hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

ooh have I missed exciting things that Jeff would disagree with?

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Nothing that Jeff would disagree with but Berk's not a happy bunny.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

If only!

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

^ this
I'm single and hot bloke has disappeared off the radar. Well, the potential shagging radar anyway.
I'm so ronery, etc.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We can all help you write your plentyoffish dating profile!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

aww sorry I didn't mean to dredge up sadness
I assumed it was still party central. Sorry it didn't work out with either bloke. You're still young and sexy though!
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, you know...
shit happens, and none of it was your fault, so don't worry about it! Alas it is no longer party central - I always knew it'd be a flash in the pan and am entirely unsurprised by the current 'tumbleweed' situation.
What did you get disciplinaried for?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

being a lazy, high maintenance shitehawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

How is that an adequate substitute for a man?
It doesn't sound very hygienic either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You wash the worms first silly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pretty sure I've seen that in Japanese porn

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
They're a weird bunch of forriners and no mistake.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Saw a woman put the head of a live octopus in her
It looked like Cthulhu was wearing a minge hat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Why would you watch that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Saw it in a case at work, not at home
I cannot unsee it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You have a very odd job
in a non James Bond manner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It has it's moments, yeah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha!
Those fucking noises all the women make when they're being rogered. It's wrong and annoying.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

In Jap porn?
Yes it is, and they do it IRL too...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

*shakes head*
Still.....yay for sushi!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Without octopus I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

THE UNSTOPPABLE MARCH OF TIIIIIIME
I miss being 15.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Cant really say I prefer any previous age
21 seems to be working out well so far :D (aside from the minor problem of having nowhere to live next october, but that'll get sorted one way or another eventually)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm not a fucking otter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Are you saying that you're celibate?

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

nothing 'otter than an otter

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

A man goes into an indian restaurant
And asks what the specials are.

"Well, sir, we have a chicken Tarka, it's like a chicken tikka, but it's a little 'otter"
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*weeps*
Thats awful
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

*joins with you in uncontrollable weeping*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

yet again it's taken me an age to figure out who you are
admittedly I've barely been here....

bad form though, all round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Alt: I miss the free festivals.
They aren't here any more for several reasons:

1) Raves ruined them
2) The Criminal Justice Bill, brought in because of point 1
3) The death of the 'traveller' community (ie non-gyppo) due in no small part to changes in the 'signing on' rules

I miss them so, so much. They were wonderful. The sense of barely-contained anarchy was palpable. They really were exciting in a way that no-one who missed them will ever properly understand. The word-of-mouth manner in which you found out about them, dodging police roadblocks...just excellent fun.

The perfect way to spend your summer weekends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Get a haircut hippy
/Establishment Blog
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

The man can't bust our music.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

they did sound pretty awesome
would be great to play at as a band as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I played at a number of 'site parties' which were smaller scale versions of free festies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They were more like medieval fairs than pop festivals really.
The music was incidental to the whole experience, none of this 3-day-gig stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I was sorry to hear about the death of eco-warrior Swampy the other day.
Seemingly he had a heart problem that was successfully diagnosed but there was a problem with the treatment.

They tried to give him a bypass, but he protested.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Has 'National Shit Joke Day' really come around again so soon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You love it you slag!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

*doesn't 'love it you slag'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Fucking BRILLIANT!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

To you maybe.
But then you like shit like 'Foreigner' and 'Toto'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

but the rains came down in Africa!
*doo doo do doo doo doo do doo*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

'doo doo' is right, Al.
Are you ready for MURTAHEID?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I am indeed
my knee seems to be on the mend so I may even be able to get down the front. *crosses fingers*

Have you heard their new album is coming out in December.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'm more excited about the Lemmy film, if I'm, honest.
I think we might get the Bomber rig on Saturday seeing as it's an anniversary show. That would be good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

The most exciting thing that's happening
is that I am either going to Needoo's or Tayyab's for my supper.

*does uprock into footwork, then headspin into windmill, then backspin into crab freeze*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

*hands over Voltarol*
Wotcher!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Hello old bean. You well?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Not bad, thanks, not bad at all. Getting thirsty though.
Have a good supper ... I've been to Tayyab's and the Lahore round the corner, how do Needoo's compare?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Bit milder than Tayyab's, but great.
Slightly better than Lahore which has gone downhill over the past decade or so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)