hello
Can I have an update on your menfolk please? I havent been here for a while
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ooo! can of worms there hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

ooh have I missed exciting things that Jeff would disagree with?

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Nothing that Jeff would disagree with but Berk's not a happy bunny.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

If only!

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

^ this
I'm single and hot bloke has disappeared off the radar. Well, the potential shagging radar anyway.
I'm so ronery, etc.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We can all help you write your plentyoffish dating profile!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

aww sorry I didn't mean to dredge up sadness
I assumed it was still party central. Sorry it didn't work out with either bloke. You're still young and sexy though!
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, you know...
shit happens, and none of it was your fault, so don't worry about it! Alas it is no longer party central - I always knew it'd be a flash in the pan and am entirely unsurprised by the current 'tumbleweed' situation.
What did you get disciplinaried for?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

being a lazy, high maintenance shitehawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

How is that an adequate substitute for a man?
It doesn't sound very hygienic either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You wash the worms first silly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pretty sure I've seen that in Japanese porn

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
They're a weird bunch of forriners and no mistake.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Saw a woman put the head of a live octopus in her
It looked like Cthulhu was wearing a minge hat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Why would you watch that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Saw it in a case at work, not at home
I cannot unsee it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You have a very odd job
in a non James Bond manner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It has it's moments, yeah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha!
Those fucking noises all the women make when they're being rogered. It's wrong and annoying.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

In Jap porn?
Yes it is, and they do it IRL too...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

*shakes head*
Still.....yay for sushi!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Without octopus I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)