i don't even own one.

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

im povvo, mine was given me
it looks the fucking bollocks though, it has a domo in it and a remote controlled tarantula stuffed near the top to guard the all imporant presents
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

there are no presents.
mostly because we've already had them (new fridge & dryer)
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

hahahaha
unlucky
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

i really hope
the bit about the tarantula is true, this is a truly brilliant statement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

course it is
he's at the top under the gay santa wearing red glitter
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

i think i love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

i AM single you know
and ginger
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

If Bob sees that.....^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

bob who

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

6 little words
i'm not gay, but i'll learn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

When the parents kicked us kids out, we were very skint.
So we took the christmas tree from the local school after the caretaker had thrown it out after the school closed for christmas.

Biggest tree to room ratio ever.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

oh man
I WANT.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)