Anyone about?
Watching the Trip and not sure if it's shit or brilliant. Rob Rydon needs a kick in the teeth fo sho.

Q: What do you want for christmas?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:07, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i am spending christmas day on a caribbean beach
so i'll just say a bit of sunshine...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Christmas in the heat is wrong and you shall be punished by Santa.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

An orgasm.
Fanku!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I don't know if Santa has time for casual sex but what about if he leaves Rudolph behind for 15 minutes?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

If Rudolph is a 6ft German who loves Star Trek than YAY!

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

If you're a very good little girl you never know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I am though.
I'm a very good girl.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Dear Father Christmas, I would like my half-shift on Christmas Eve to go smoothly and the plant shutdown to be straightforward and stress-free.
Kisses, S (age 24).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

christmas to not happen
/notveryfestiveblog
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

booooo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

meh
waste of time. If I want to get shitfaced and overeat, I really don't need a special day to do it in.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

There is more to it than that. I am just a big kid though so I accept your pooh poohing.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

The trip is self indulgent hogwash
Poor Coogan reduced to this. He could have done another series of Saxondale.

For Christmas, I want world peace, and the switch to turn it off when I'm bored.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

It is shit isn't it
just crap impressions (the same ones) every week. You have swayed me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I can't see that the hotels they stay at are very happy about this sort of publicity.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Nah the critics will love this shit, it's pretentious enough to give them all hard ons.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

What do I want for Christmas?
I want Christmas to FUCK OFF.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Now then.
Who pissed on your chips?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I think you'll find my reaction to Christmas is perfectly resonable.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

do one Pagan.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Ah, go shag some sheep!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I'm not even Welsh you canine canoodler.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Best name ever.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Humbug!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Cheer up you miserable get
or Blousie will give you a kicking.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

And at this time of year
She'll probably charge me extra. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

*gives up*
*goes to bed*
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Why is it perfectly reasonable?
C'mon. Persuade me. I used to work at WHSmith for Christmas for about 6 years running and I have still retained festive cheer, so what's your problem with it?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I don't need a cold december to remind me there are some people I should be spending time with.
Fucking gifts, fucking meals with people you don't care about, being forced to go to some god-awful nightclub at least once of the 'festive period' to watch a load of twats dancing to Slade... Need I go on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Nobody is forcing you to do any of that stuff
if you don't want to do it... just pick the bits you enjoy and do them!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

He's a lost cause.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Add to that
fucking sprouts.

(Not the act of fucking sprouts, but fucking sprouts)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

So? You don't have to eat them

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Christmas pudding is also gash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

That's not compulsory either
I'm more or less with you on both the sprout thing and this. The presence of these things in the shops does not make Christmas shit, however.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Okay.
What makes Christmas 'good'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

friends, presents, smells, telly, music, sexy time, christmas dinner, bond, quality street
snow, drugs, sexy time, christmas trees, lights etc etc
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

If taken on my own terms
rather than having the commercialness of it all shoved down my throat, Christmas is lovely. I get to see family I don't often see, I get to cook stuff I don't often get to cook, I love the colours and smells and the crispy cold weather and twinkly lights and the excitement of getting presents, and thinking about what to buy people to make them happy even if I don't have a lot of cash. I agree completely that family time and generosity and whatnot shouldn't just happen once in a year just because 'it's Christmas' (like you shouldn't only show your partner you love them on Valentines day) but, I don't know...generally people seem a little happier and kinder and nicer.
I even quite like cheesy Christmas pop.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Santa will bless you this year berk
you see, you hold christmas properly. I salute you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Birmingham has the most incredible
Christmas market as well. I went at the weekend and went all 'eeep, christmas is coming!' bouncy giddy.
*salutes back*
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I fucking hate Valentines day as well.
And don't get me started on New Years Eve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Kill yourself Jeff, It's the only way out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Yes, but probably
only because they're both overhyped and overcommercialised. If you ignore all of that and just enjoy them on your own terms...gosh, you might even have fun!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Enjoy them on my own terms?
Stay in and have a wank you mean?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I love sprouts.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I'd rather such the puss out of Mother Teresa's piles than eat sprouts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Sprouts are awesome if done correctly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Sautéd with smoked bacon and chestnuts is a good way...
I still can't eat very many though.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

If by 'done correctly'
You mean, not bought, just left in the supermarket to fester away on a shelf, then yes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

But Jeff, sprouts are so now.
You can even pay more for them if they come attached to the stalk.

If sprouts were human they would read the Guardian.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Sprouts would read The Morning Star.
FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

We'll finish this in the morning.
G'night all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

The IRS

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I would have thought a years supply of puppies would have been top of your wish list Jeff.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

No, these days it's frowned upon to launch them into the canal when you've finished with them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Littering is a serious crime.
Abusing puppies is merely a nasty habit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

You still get grief from some people.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I feel your pain brother.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

the festive season should involve the ad team at coke being tortured to death. Along with any shop that puts christmas decorations up before december.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

i have my christmas tree up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

i don't even own one.

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

im povvo, mine was given me
it looks the fucking bollocks though, it has a domo in it and a remote controlled tarantula stuffed near the top to guard the all imporant presents
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

there are no presents.
mostly because we've already had them (new fridge & dryer)
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

hahahaha
unlucky
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

i really hope
the bit about the tarantula is true, this is a truly brilliant statement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

course it is
he's at the top under the gay santa wearing red glitter
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

i think i love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

i AM single you know
and ginger
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

If Bob sees that.....^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

bob who

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

6 little words
i'm not gay, but i'll learn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

When the parents kicked us kids out, we were very skint.
So we took the christmas tree from the local school after the caretaker had thrown it out after the school closed for christmas.

Biggest tree to room ratio ever.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

oh man
I WANT.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

i like surprises at christmas i dont mind what i get
who the shit is rob rydon
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

A bad welsh comedian who is getting on my tits. Channel 2 if you can be arsed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

ha im listening to christmas tunes on spotify
i'll take your word for it goD I HATE HIM SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

OOOO what choo listening too. I have started to let them play when they come on my ipod now
especially Stevie Wonder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

i'll gaz you my playlist you'll want me forever after listening to this shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Do it,
I am gonna add you on xbox too at some point.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

get involved.
ive been ps3'ing it a bit lately though
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I can't be bothered with two consoles.
my tag is cussybear.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

This should totally be Christmas number 1.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDzLHu7wo5Q
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Woooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

haha you know what yeah, i totally dig this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

That's BBC2 for the none initiated.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

to console myself for skiving the gym
i am hooning off some white chocolate coins. the 2p ones are massive, bloody glorious times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

The calories don't count if it's fair trade chocky.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Chocolate comes from beans, innit
it must be good for you.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Well spotted
I'll use that in the future.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Now this is a more sensible approach from you, swipe
bollocks to the exercise, woo and yay for sugary snacks. If only I knew you wouldn't be angsting about it tomorrow!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

i'm angst-ing about it now!
i'm never going to get back in my size 10 skinny jeans at this rate... she says, struggling to fit in size 30 elastic waisted ones........ sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Oh get bent
(in the nicest possible way) you're about as ludicrously far from being an enormo-beast as it's possible to be. You have a photo on your profile, remember...
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I have those too,
weird! you watched any wire yet?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

wow great minds think alike
i have not had chance as yet, stupid work and birthday party got in the way, but i have fri night after the personal trainer set down to get cracking on them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

cool, 60 hours, that's all I'm saying........60 hours.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

i know!
i need a week off work to appreciate it.

lucky christmas is coming, eh?? i am planning to have them on my laptop on the flights to jamaica and back (you don't need them back before christmas, do you?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

need them back?
there for you doofus. Birthday present and what not.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

oh bobby!!!!!!!!!!!
you didn't say that, i thought it was a loan!

that's even nicer than i thought it was originally, THANK YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

pffft no worries mate. Enjoy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)