At least we can get a new series of
M*A*S*H out of it all.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

In this weeks episode, Hawkeyes antics annoy the other surgeons
until they all die of radiation poisoning.

Did I mention that we're all gonna die?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Oh the humanity
wisecracks will save the day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

good point
is it better to be stuck in a bunker with someone who makes wisecracks and makes you laugh, or would you feel much more like killing and eating them after a couple of days of relentless cheerfulness?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'll keep our spirits up with all my recent winning QOTW answers...
shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

past glories should buy you a couple of extra weeks
but i wouldn't worry too much, most people* aren't going to be too willing to put an accountant in their mouths anyway.

* does not include me, as lawyers are some rungs below accountants anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I doubt i'll be let into the bunker
i'll say that i'm a self sufficient market gardener, and i'll prove it by turning up with a chicken under my arm and a fist full of runner-beans.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

chicken large marrow
runner beans plums

I'm not sure why I did that. Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

either way its win win
Funny stories or yummy dinner with no regrets.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)