i have already said
that anyone who thinks they can face sharing a room with me is welcome to be my date in jamaica for a week... it's a 5 star all-inclusive resort, so there should be plenty of free booze to ease the pain...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oooh, ooh! Me Miss! Pick me!
*waves arm in the air*
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

*abandons family*
*books ticket*
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'm sure I could cope with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

haha
i'm sure you and i would manage to make that all-inclusive rue the day they ever heard the phrase!

my friend and i did pretty well with the bar in grenada, to be fair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I reckon I could shut them down on my own within 48 hours.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

we are talking about jamaica here
you'd be like a kid in a sweet shop, coming to bed at 8am with your nose and mouth covered in sherbert and a "herbal" cigarette clenched between each finger!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

*dreams*
I would be hammering it so hard I think 'kid in a sweat shop' might be more apt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

well ok
following blousie's matchmaking yesterday, when coloneldracula and i get married, we'll have a caribbean beach wedding, and you can come over a whole week early to celebrate in this fashion. how's that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I could not trust myself not to ruin the ceremony
at the 'any known impediment' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Long as you shit yourself quietly, it'll be fine
Regardless of whether you're conducting the ceremony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

how thrillingly romantic
unless you're thinking about sweeping dracula off into the sunset, clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Surely he'd just end up looking like this?


He is a vampire after all
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)