this is why i am thinking of deleting my 13 year old cousin from FB
it's every 3 mins and it's exactly like this and then she and all her 13 year old mates start arguing and my inbox gets filled up with 137 notifications a minute!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've kept the one friend who does that
as he's almost 20 and it's hilarious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Ha, my cousin is about eleven and does the same.
He doesn't stop writing on my wall, one post was genuinely "Hello, type in funny video on Youtube and watch the video its good". I think it's funny really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

the worst was when my cousin did a quiz
and asked whether people thought i was hot as one of the questions.

a load of spotty 13 year old yorkshire emo's judging you is not good for the ego!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Were most of the answers not simply "hurr, tits?"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

tbh i couldn't bring myself to look past the first couple of fumbling adolescent responses
i might be a blowjob beaker, but i'm not THAT desperate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I set up my 13 year old son on FB at the weekend
He now has 75 friends, the likeable little shite.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)