wtf is Watermelon time?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Imagine the situation...
He/she is gorgeous, and seems to like you!
You try to make conversation...it seemed to easy the other night talking that boy/girl at the party...what's wrong with you?
Why do you feel so awkward?
There's a very pregnant pause in the conversation.
PANIC.
Reach into your bag and retrieve the EMERGENCY WATERMELON.
Cut a hole in it and put it over your head to hide your embarrassed face and allow you to disappear into your mental Safe Place, oblivious to the world around you and the accusing silence of the object of your desires.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

this is beautifully bizarre

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Tests have proven conclusively that it makes the problem go away.
(Insofar as they will get up and walk away when they realise you are refusing to receive communication from within the watermelon.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I thought it was:
"shit I can't think of anything to say,
time for my party trick of juggling watermelons"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you were absolutely right
because i habitually stand there talking to hot men whilst bouncing a breast in each hand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I cannot understand how this technique could fail.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I was going to say the same thing, but it's hard to type as fast with only one hand...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I think it works better in real-life Crow
Rather that you being that blown away by Wookiee that you've got to jiggle your jugs whilst typing,
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

His wrists are far too limp to juggle that kind of mass anyway.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

You're twistin' my melon man.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

have you never seen "dirty dancing" ?
when she is so stunned by patrick swayze that all she can think of to say is "i carried a watermelon" ???

that is what i meant!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

No one puts Jeff in the corner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)