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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you find most things annoying.
Now you can say you find repetition annoying, and we can keep going like this all evening.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
she said "we can keep going like this all evening" shortly before I said "I'm sleepy"
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You failed to start the explanation with "it's funny because..."
I'm so dissapointed (and that's what she said too)
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
And as a sign of respect, I won't finish this sentence with a smiley.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I'm once again at the top of /offtopic and /talks popular page.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
that is if she doesn't consider you "a moose"
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I think it should be done by wire transfer to a swiss bank account.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I have to see the money before. I'm not coming down to you for nothing.
(It's funny because...)
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
a quickie slot early in the afternoon (but you get booted out before the better offer he has for the evening) and you get to pay for all the drinks.
i think you'd better insist on £90k and he gets £10k, tbh!
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I'm sure I'll have to do all the effort as well. Do we need to come or is it enough with trying?
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
i'm pretty sure he won't think that as the girl you have to come for it to count.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
i said that i would pay you and crow if your idea of using flashcards as chat-up lines ever persuaded anyone to go anywhere within a 5 mile radius of your cock. which it hasn't.
no flashcards = no cash.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I knew it wouldn't be money for sex with Chompy, you aren't as cruel as that. But 5 mile is a long radius... are you sure they won't work?
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
then we have sex and I quit my job.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I only have to get within a 5 mile radius of your cock. She didn't specify if it has to be a naked cock or not, and if I had to look at it.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
it's the lure of cash.
so he loses and neither of you gets laid/paid!
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
But I don't like him insisting we have to have sex when we don't really have to. All men would lie to their mums for sex! Bah!
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
my salary is perfectly safe.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I can imagine them having a date and not saying a single word, just showing the cards :)
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
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