I've just had an email off okcupid with my 'new matches'
guess who topped the list? My ex. That tickles and distresses me in equal measures. At least in my profile I said I was only looking for friends!
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ouch
and yet a tiny bit funny. Is it worth signing up to that|?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

My best mate has just found a boyfriend through it
I am sceptical but it's free (unlike match.com or similar) and you can specify what you're looking for. Just friends in my case but casual sex in his, apparently... Apart from filling in a few bits and pieces I haven't really bothered with it yet - so far. I've not even uploaded any photos.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Casual sex...
Will he be wearing a Pringle sweater and merely poke his knob through the fly of his chinos?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Unlikely, unless he goes out and buys the aforementioned items first...

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

A bloke has to have secrets you know...
And I'm off to bed. Night all!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Night DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Has the ex given an accurate account of himself?
Also, if it fair to say he if over you now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Yes, he has given a fair account of himself
I doubt highly that he is over me already (without wishing to sound immodest) but perhaps this is his way of doing it. I'm not judging (much) given the shenaniganery that I've been up to (although there's not exactly been a lot of that either), but I am a little shocked.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

So it stands to reason that his 'top match' is you, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Not necessarily
I haven't uploaded any info on there yet, and it sends me matches based on their newness to the site. So even if I did come up in his search, there wouldn't be anything to identify me by.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

just put the following on that.
'Makes great soup, likes cake'.

You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

online dating sucks
in my experience, but i do have other friends who've succeeded in not picking complete cunts!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Meeting people online just sounds fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Mardy pants
I'd quite like to meet you *pouts*
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Just to make you feel good about yourself no doubt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Eh?
How would that work? No, it's just because I'm terribly fucking nosy.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I doubt I shall persuade you on this one either
so I'm off to bed. Toodles!
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Night berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

You don't need OK Cupid
You have B3ta
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Yeah, but you've bagged the cute one already!

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I have, but there may be others.
You don't know what they all look like...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

True
I shall go to more bashes and get my booze on - it seems to work.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

if you've done the london bash and roota/wanderlust have nailed the hottest two
maybe a northern bash is in order next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Bagsy Huddersfield.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I did pop in to Blousie's over the summer
I shall be going to the Brizzle one in a few weeks, but I think I've already met everyone that's going. Although - Col Dracula is hot you say?
/not remotely desperate ONLINE
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

i don't know what he looks like
i just love him anyway and am totally going to marry him, whether he likes it or agrees to it or not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Then she can get her pie, chips and gravy on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Haha, mind out for mongs.
I prefer it Kip and La Fawnda style.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)