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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sex without condoms
is the reason why there so many fucking Irish all over London. Like rabbits, they are, de little tinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Sex without condoms is good fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)
It is
But it's very messy too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Hence why I didn't write 'good CLEAN fun'
But what's a little blood between friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)
It's the dripping down your legs
that I assume you haven't suffered, the bit that I like the least.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)
tmi

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)
Don't read it, then.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)
It's too late

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I really hate the fucking things, if I am honest.
Spontaneity-ruining little buggers.

Did I ever tell you I had a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Seriously? Shit.
I thought you'd never even been kissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Does kissing a mirror count?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

rr n

BURN DA PEDO!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I know
I prefer without, but as I just said, the dripping down your legs is not good fun.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Maybe if you had a colonic first?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)
eww

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I have some condoms.
True story!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)
For what?
(Sorry, easy joke)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)
I know : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)
Have you checked the use by date?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is genuinely happening to me.
I may as well start using them as water balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)
I've got one with me.
True story!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
unfortunately
other forms of contraception tend to make my mrs into a bit of a nutter

I'm happy to use a rubber to avoid being bombarded with crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)
She can remove her uterus
and ovaries.

Or you can have a vasectomy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)
+using a dyson

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I am tempted to go for a vasectomy to be honest
last thing I want is a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
And the mrs?
If neither of you want one, I think it's the best. Safe, easy, and will save you some money in condoms.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
she doesn't want them either
even after seeing her sister and my brother (not together) having really lovely and cute kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Well, then
it's something to consider. You can have a reversible one done, in case you change your mind.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

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