The pope is a cunt and his whole institution is full of shit.
However, it is obviously a good thing that he's reneged on the flagrant lie about "condoms encouraging the spread of AIDS," and quite frankly anyone who is upset by this change of stance is a complete helmet.

The stupid thing that has made me think hard is my own chronic disorganisation. Unfortunately, as I was abruptly reminded last night, I'm supposed to be playing a gig this Sunday and, as such, will have to miss the bash. I'd better get fucking paid for this one.

The ununderstandle thing is why I'm in such a foul mood this morning. I will see if this lifts after another cup of coffee.

Alt: My fucking self-esteem.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, you witless buffoon.
I was looking forward to beating you up on Sunday, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Beating me *up*?
Oh. I obviously misheard that conversation on the first pass...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Yes, UP, you blundering helmlord. UP.
Do you hear me, boy? UP, damn your eyes.


UP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

"Blundering Helmlord"
Alas too late for yesterday's 'interesting words' thread - it sounds superb as an insult, and yet also like it could have been a working title for a Black Sabbath LP.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

*tickles*

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*giggles reluctantly*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You love it.
So I've been told.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Just what have you been told?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That you love IT.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Well, I'm competent with Office, I can program in C and IDL and have experience with one or two different OSs
But I wouldn't have said I loved IT...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

C is horrible
And I spent a fucking year learning Java, ugh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Of all the languages I've tried
I like C/C++ best. Its simple, low-level logic is quite intuitive and forces you to think properly about what you're telling the computer to do. It's just a shame it becomes such a bitch if you want to do complicated stuff.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

No you, no Enzyme, no me
It's not going to be such a good bash, after all.

Where are you playing?

Why would you leave your self-esteem at home? What happened last night that made you forget it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's going to be fucking supreme, you great oaf.
I'm going.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

If you smile as much as in the last one
it'll be like a funeral.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I smiled LOADS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You did Monty.
I don't know what aber is on about.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I just didn't smile at her, the great big fucking RACIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

For the sake of clarity, would you say that you were more or less smiley than Smiley Miley when appearing on the Radio 1 Roadshow in Weston Supermare with Gary Davis?

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

'Ooh Gary Davis'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

That's the one.
Unless, of course, the blues/ragtime guitarist Reverend Gary Davis ever presented the Radio 1 Roadshow.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*checks*
No, it was definitely perma-tanned conk-nosed spastic 'Ooh' Gary Davis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)