With all the giant raping spiders
and drop bears and crocodiles and Paul Hogans and deadly plants and vast areas of nothing and vicious heat and so on and so forth, it's a wonder anybody migrates to Australia at all.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

who is Paul Hogan???
*confused*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Crocodile Dundee!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

oh him.
yeah I watched that once when I was like 5.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

He's, like, the head of the Australian faith or something isn't he?
He was replaced by Steve Irwin for a while but took over again after the Stingray Incident.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Oh, Poppet
you have just made me so sad.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I do that. I'm sorry.
*gives big squishy hug to make up for it*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)