It's cold, it might snow.
Where should I go on holiday next year? Late-April time for 2 1/2 weeks...

Alt Q: What colour underwear do you like the most?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:24, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Swansea
Alt: Black
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

The north pole.
Alt Q: black
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Phwoar

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I think I'd prefer somewhere warmer.
South Africa-Mozambique was lovely this year... Shanghai was fun... Should I stay closer to home? Switzerland?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Going to Switzerland soon so I'll let you know

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I went to the Outer Hebrides at that time this year
it was lovely. Mainly because there were hardly any other people there.

Good food too.

alt: on me, or on someone else?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Which ever you like.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

me and djtp used to live there
well, him, mainly. I was away at school.

/posh blog

Alt: skin coloured, so it doesn't show.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Australia!!
it'll still be fairly warm in late april depending on where you go.

Also - purple.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'm not sure I'll be able to convince Mrs Moose, Kiwi that she is, that Australia is a good idea...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

nah kiwi's love visiting aus.
one of the girls in my year was kiwi - she moved to aus permanently.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I suggested a transfer to Sydney, and got "It's a lovely city, but it's full of Australians".
So I think for a holiday we might go elsewhere.

I suppose we could always go to NZ and visit famiiiily...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I hear it's full of giant fucking spiders

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Yep, spiders so aggressive that they actually rape giants

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

well this is true.
I felt bad for my history teacher - at 6'9" he is in constant danger of spider rape.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Imma never visiting your country then

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

when I was visiting my brother at the weekend
he asked that if him, his wife and kid, my parents and my other brother all moved to Australia would I go too.

I said no. Last thing I want to do is move somewhere that is far too hot, full of giant raping spiders and where the only people I know are my family.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

But you could make lots of new rapey spider friends...
Bubba.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

this is true. Last thing you want is to be spider raped Vippers.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

especially in that heat....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

ehhhh in winter it's not so hot.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

it's not cold enough either
how are you enjoying proper weather?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ahaha I'm actually loving it.
It's really cold but at the same time it suits me better then the weather back home.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

With all the giant raping spiders
and drop bears and crocodiles and Paul Hogans and deadly plants and vast areas of nothing and vicious heat and so on and so forth, it's a wonder anybody migrates to Australia at all.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

who is Paul Hogan???
*confused*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Crocodile Dundee!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

oh him.
yeah I watched that once when I was like 5.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

He's, like, the head of the Australian faith or something isn't he?
He was replaced by Steve Irwin for a while but took over again after the Stingray Incident.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Oh, Poppet
you have just made me so sad.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I do that. I'm sorry.
*gives big squishy hug to make up for it*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Book early and go to South Korea.
It will be scorching in April.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I was quite tempted to get the train all the way from Inverness to Seoul.
Although apparently the N.Korea part is a little tricky.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Be sure to book 12 weeks in advance...
...to get super savings.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

caribbean, caribbean, caribbean
lovely weather in april.

depends who's wearing it, clearly! in general, for men, black, white, grey (properly grey, not formerly white) or navy, though. and the underwear should come to just below the brad-pitt muscles...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Caribbean is definitely on the short list... Can get some really good deals through Mrs's work...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

My folks just came back from 10 days in Mauritius
They had a lovely time, and thoroughly recommend it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Good call.
Though I must say the food is rather meh.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I've heard that
too american
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

You could do worse* than go to Weston-Super-Mare
*you couldn't do worse
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

the new sea front defences are quite nice
shame they are protecting Weston
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Any sightings of the sea?
Or is it still hiding over the Welsh side of the estuary?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it comes and takes a look every 12 hours or so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They caused outrage because they blocked the view
People were outraged, the local paper was outraged, local businesses were outraged.

How dare you help build the necessary flood defences Vippers.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

we get that a lot
if I had my way I'd say to them "Ok, we won't bother, we'll see how you like the view when you are living under 3 feet of water. you fucking spastics"

also, they don't block the view

they are pretty much the most attractive looking defences I've seen as well, which only goes to highlight how utterly shit the rest of the place looks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Weston Super Mare,
sounds a shit version of Bournemouth.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Havihg grown up in a seaside town,
I know too well how depressing they are in Winter.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

some of them are nice
because they are less full of cunts

it depends though. if it is the sort that is chock full of shitty arcades and nasty pleb hotels then they are awful. Places like Sidmouth and Budleigh near where I live are actually still very pleasant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It was Scarborough.
Where people come to die.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

The pier has re-opened
if you like flashy-lights and chavs, Weston's the place for you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I thought that said fleshlights for a second.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

^this
though we have our new pier open now, and that little london eye rip-off.

We are, however, still overrun by druggies, chavs and slags.

Joy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Lebanon
Alt Q: Brown
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Brown undies are common in Lebanon.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Hezbollah standard issue.
Show no fear.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Camoflaged skidmarks.
Awesome
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Plus the smell makes one 'fit in' with that of Johnny Forrinner.
Win. Win Win.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Thailand
You could catch Songkran, the annual water festival which is essentially a nationwide water fight.

Alt: Black.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

How about sailing around the Norwegian fjords?
Alt: I don't understand, there are only two colours of underwear

Light "John Major" grey - formerly white
Darker grey - formerly black.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

who's pining for the fjords?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Pakistan
Alt: simpsons
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Somalia.
For the pirates.

Tartan.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Lake district
Alt on myself black on women lacy pink or black
( M o D, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Japan is good for late April
Its the best time for seeing the cherry blossoms and not too hot and not too cold.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

What's your budget?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

probably about 1500-2000pp including transport.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

You can go anywhere with that,
I'd go to South America.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

The Feria de San Marcos is on in April in Mexico

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

The moon would be fucking tricky.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

He might have to dip into his bonus to get to the moon.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Shouldn't you be saving for the wedding? ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Probably.
And/or buying a house
And/or waiting until we hear about HK.
And/or... fuck it I want to go on holiday.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

You clearly don't love her enough.
;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Whistler
alt q: green
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Texas
Lovely at that time of year.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Hill Country
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&expIds=17259,27585,27690,27697,27744&xhr=t&q=texas+hill+country&cp=19&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=1vrsTOT3C8qIhQftvYzdDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&sqi=2&ved=0CDcQsAQwAQ&biw=1280&bih=802
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Steers and queers.
Which one are you, boy?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Both.
A lot of gay steers in Texas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I've never heard that one before!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Bangladesh
Alt: The off-white hue of a stale semen stain
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Lanzarote
Alt Q: Red & Black on girls, I don't mind on me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)