waaaaahmbulance
my life sucks. The weather IS nice though, and I love snow as long as I don't have to cycle home in it.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Thank you for your indifference
I hope your head really hurts.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Last night you said you wanted to meet me
Today, you wish me ill.

and yes, my head really hurts
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh, I'd still like to meet you
not least so that I could poke you in the head whilst laughing nastily
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Well if meeting you means I'm going to get my head kicked in
I'd rather not bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Poked
I'm too short to kick people in the head.

and I wouldn't, I'm lovely really
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I love snow too, all these miserable geriatric fucks complaining earlier this year pissed right on my snowman.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

actually pissed on your snowman?
harsh, man. That's niche porn though, right there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

We had tons of it here
even I got a bit sick of it after the third week of it lingering, although normally at the sight of snow I regress to being a hyperactive 5 year old. If it snows properly again this year though I plan to actually go and DO something in it, not just look at it out of the window.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I did loads.
Walking, sledging, snowball fights, snowmen, the works. I know how it makes life difficult for some people but why do they feel the need to ruin my fun? *jiggles*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Party at yours if it snows then, eh Noel?

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Too right mate, I'll be wrapped-up like the Michelin Man and pushing a huge roll of snow around town.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Awesome :D

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Is that a drugs euphemism?

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I just became sick of it because my shoes never stay waterproof
And it was at a time when I was too skint to afford any more.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Why does your life suck?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It's boring mainly

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

But boring can be safe

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's also REALLY FUCKING DULL.

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)