I have spent my adult life
being the cunt who turns up when they ask, only for some wise bastard to nip in the gate at the last minute. I have my father's words of 'unpunctuality is the sign of a disordered brain' permanently etched into my mind.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^this
I hate being late and I'm a lousy traveller so I need to be on time to relax before being shunted about.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I am balancing my desire to stay in bed
with my brother's "paranoid traveller" persona. We're also accumulating data from people who've travelled from BINT lately about how long it took from arrival at airport to boarding the plane to spend the absolute maximum time in bed.

Get up, get dressed in clothes laid out night before, wash down 4 pro-plus with can of red bull, rinse with mouthwash, pick up bag packed night before, out door - 10 minutes I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

unpunctuality is one of my pet hates
it's either just fucking rude, or plain stupid.

I blame my family for making me this way. They are all incapable of being on time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)