I'm quite thankful that I live in a country that is mostly free from the worst elements of nature.
Extremes of temprature. earthquakes, tornados, monsoon, tsunami.
And it's also relatively politically and financially stable.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And don't forget tea and crumpets in the afternoon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You're getting crumpet in the afternoon?
Then why so sad?
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

They're not buttered : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

They're rubbish anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

You're a decent lad AA, but you have much to learn.

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Never liked them
My ex housemate thought I was insane for that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I hate the word.
It's the first syllable. I don't even want to type it. Eurgh.
(Spitz, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Crum?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

'Crump' is a fantastic syllable, and the crumpet is a bastion of English decency.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

SHUT UP

(Spitz, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Crump crumpety-crump crumpety-crump crumpety-crumpety-crumpety-crump
(Repeat ad nauseam to the side-drum rhythm of Ravel's Bolero)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Who was the Speedway World Champion in 2004, 2006 & 2009?

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Off he went with a crumpety crump
CRUMP, CRUMP CRUMP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I'm surprised after that much repetition
that you don't have cramp
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr9h_7qZ94M
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Say what you like about those Africans Monty.
But they sure can dance.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Heh.

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

just looks like aimless flailing to me
maybe we need dozer to assess it's merits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

He sounds like a Japanese pugilist
'Go on! hit him! Clump him!'

'Ahh! Crump!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I just bought 12 of them.
NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE.

And some cheesecake.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

What flavour cheesecake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

after evesdropping on my dad talking to someone yesterday about life and that
I'm quite worried about continuing to live here.
All he said was "I'm not worried about myself but I'm worried about my daughters future, if she has children..." and I was like fuuuuuuuuuck.
Our economy is going to tank.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I read that as 'chickens'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

WHAT WILL THEY EAT?!
I haz no corn
I haz no weet
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You don't even want to know what I misread 'corn' as...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Stop being naughty or we'll be forced to pull up your skirts and spank your bottom.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Naughty!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

i cannae say noooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

That's my problem too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)