The feeling I should move my arse
and go meet a friend whose not back in Oxford for long. But with the 'I'm so tired' holding me back.

Anyone got a suggestion which royal I should dress up as for a party? Can be anyone from Elizabeth 1st to modern day.

Edit: preferably without too much costume fussing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:29, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Princess Anne.
Just get a horse mask and a silly hat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Lady Jane Grey
You can leave stupidly early and no one will know nor care you'd been there.

edit: damn, she's pre-Elizabeth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

That's brilliant, Lampers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I just feel so sorry for her :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

great suggestion there
I might just go the Princess Di route though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Pre- or post-crash?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

pre. Less effort
there don't seem to be many blond royals
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Harry in Afrika Corps mode of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

well I wouldn't be the only tranny present

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

AA's going?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Queen Victoria.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I used to quite fancy Princess Michael of Kent - I'm not sure that this is a recommendation though.
How about Sarah Ferguson - Get a balding lothario to suck your toes, and offer access to the proper royals for cash to all and sundry.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

She is a very good looking woman.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Prince Philip
The added bonus being you get to remain in character and racially abuse people all night long
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Get a wheelchair and a speak n spell and go as Stephen Hawkins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

he's not royal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

He is within the scientific community

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

It has to be a royal Jeff.
Pay attention.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Are you telling me Motor Neuron isn't a title?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Is he related to Stephen Hawking?
Or is he the singer from The Darkness?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Probably Monts
(Sorry, I'm tired).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)