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The snow can fuck off.
What's annoying you right now?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:24, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm hungry.
I shouldn't be hungry yet.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)
What you having for dinner Blousie?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Veggie chilli and brown rice.
What about you?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)
I'm dead tempted to go to the chippy.
Is that wrong of me?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I say go for it.
You're a young virile man of the world and if you want chips then you bloody go and have chips and bugger the naysayers.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
I could quite fancy some fish this evening
Deep fried, battered fish, with too many chips covered in salt and vinegar.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Yes, but what about buggering the naysayers Jeff?
They need a good buggering.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
You're encouraging his next shop lifting spree

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Nah, done my bit for today.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Oh man, you're the board Swizzler
You need to blog this shit up, I might follow your petty crime from time to time
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I had crumpets.
Inspired by you.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I read Inspiral Carpets when glancing at your post.
*Sings*

So this is how it feels to be lonely...
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is how it feels to be small.......

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
(written by Clint Boon)
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is how it feels when your world means nothing at all.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Yesterday my wife hoovered my head.
That was them, wasn't it?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
They were fucking terrible.
Nearly as 'good' as 'The Farm'.

*gets on the groovy train*
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
I like Clint Boon he's a lovely bloke.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
The bloke who played grumpy Harry Cross in Brookside was in the video for Groovy Train (IIRC)
Therefore you have to like it by law.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Is the bloke who played Harry Cross a friend of Roota's?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I'd be very disappointed if he wasn't.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Do you think she knows Jimmy Corkhill too?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
They're probably in The Foot Ozzie together right now.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
The feeling I should move my arse
and go meet a friend whose not back in Oxford for long. But with the 'I'm so tired' holding me back.

Anyone got a suggestion which royal I should dress up as for a party? Can be anyone from Elizabeth 1st to modern day.

Edit: preferably without too much costume fussing
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Princess Anne.
Just get a horse mask and a silly hat.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Lady Jane Grey
You can leave stupidly early and no one will know nor care you'd been there.

edit: damn, she's pre-Elizabeth.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Haha!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
That's brilliant, Lampers.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
I just feel so sorry for her :(

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
great suggestion there
I might just go the Princess Di route though
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Pre- or post-crash?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
pre. Less effort
there don't seem to be many blond royals
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Harry in Afrika Corps mode of course.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
well I wouldn't be the only tranny present

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
AA's going?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Queen Victoria.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
I used to quite fancy Princess Michael of Kent - I'm not sure that this is a recommendation though.
How about Sarah Ferguson - Get a balding lothario to suck your toes, and offer access to the proper royals for cash to all and sundry.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
She is a very good looking woman.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Prince Philip
The added bonus being you get to remain in character and racially abuse people all night long
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Get a wheelchair and a speak n spell and go as Stephen Hawkins.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
he's not royal

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
He is within the scientific community

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
It has to be a royal Jeff.
Pay attention.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Are you telling me Motor Neuron isn't a title?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Is he related to Stephen Hawking?
Or is he the singer from The Darkness?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Probably Monts
(Sorry, I'm tired).
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Bruce Springsteen.
If I try really hard, I think he could be the new Bowie.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I only like Springsteen cos there's a bloke at Fulham in his 40s who still lives with his mum and travels all over Europe to see him when he's on tour.
It's become an institution watching him bowl along trains coked off his tits singing (shouting) along to Rosalita on his iPod.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
I've pulled a muscle or something in my side
I can't breathe in too much or turn without PAAAAAAIIIIIIN.

If it continues for a while I'll go and see the Doctor as I might develop a pulled muscle into appendicitis or something.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)
i'm tired and I'm not in work
but I still need to do some work.

also, that I have to do things like washing up and cooking and things. I am NOT designed to be domesticated. Where is my robot butler?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
My HP notebook.
For some reason the services ain't starting up and sytem restore is failing too.
Looks like I'll need to contact HP. Oh joy.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
You still enjoying retirement?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)
To find the "sauce" of the problem?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
*applauds*

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I bought some HP sauce the other day.
20p a week for the next 8 weeks.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Heh.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
I'm annoyed that I left a legal document in the photocopier
the client has left and i'm going to have to call him tomorrow to explain wot oi done.

It's not the end of the world, but it's going to make me look like an incompetent twat.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Just apologize and say it was the time of the month.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Where are you bleeding from?
i'm from bleeding somerset mate
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
You still working Monty?
you seem to have quite long hours

Edit - fuck this for a game of soldiers, i'm off
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
Everything
apart from the snow, which is a) hypothetical at this moment and b) I therefore do not have to cycle in it. Both of these things may change by the morning, at which point I will be annoyed by the snow as well.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
What is annoying you in particular berk?
Why not imagine you are kicking my head in? That'll make you feel a bit better.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
everything
I have no cigarettes, no booze, feel like I'm not welcome in my home, there's a fucking mess in the kitchen from people boozing last night and even though there were two able bodied people there to clean it this morning they fucking didn't, I'm about to run out of gas in my car, I have no cash, all I want to do is curl up on the couch with my dog and watch tv but she isn't allowed in the living room anymore because the other roommate won't clean up after her dog, etc etc etc

I wish it would snow and just freeze everything
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
That sucks mate.
Things will get better soon.

Are there any new jobs on the horizon that'll ease your financial problems?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
surprisingly I'm not really all that down, it's just a big bubble of uugghhh
not really any new jobs, I feel like I'm obligated to stay where I am because they "need" me here, so I'm stuck a bit

I really should stfu and mtfu already.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
If the company you work for at the moment 'need' you then maybe you can negotiate a raise
to reflect this?

If you don't ask, you'll never know.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I've already gotten one.
I can afford double my rent but I really don't want to because then I'd be broke as a joke
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I'm guessing social housing is different in the States?
You can't apply for a subsidised appartment from welfare?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house

Is there anything like ^ available to you?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)
I've only just thought of this
SR8 or something
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)
SR8?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
More weather talk?
By George, you must be English.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
i sit next to a cunt who dont stop talking
he's talking and talking and i tell him he needs to stop talking to me then he'll tell me he's not going to talk to me anymore because im fucking rude and i say MATE, YOURE STILL FUCKING TALKING i just want him to stop talking always with the fucking talking
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
alright rosalicious?
How's the Supernatural going?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
alrights have no question marks on the end
i finished season 5... ive got fuck all to watch now :(
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I'm the exception to the rule
that the mentally disabled have no place in university

Watch season 6 then!
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
as creator of alright i have to pull you up on it
and nar im fucking shit at downloading i end up with subtitles and ends cut off and bigger boys tell me not to or bad things will happen to my pc and it'll die and shit
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
I'll take your word for it
check your gazzes
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Distract him.
Flash him your tits.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
he'd sit there talking about my tits, cunt loves to talk. he talks.
sometimes i talk. but good talk. today at work i was talking to don about her grandads christmas list. top of the list was, and i shit you not, 'big crutch pants'. personally i think whats worse than talking about her granddads junk is knowing that the cunt is packing :((((
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
alright gorgeous xx
trying to find something to sneak into your christmas card
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
hello my darling
&hearts
im thinking up cushty bits to cram in an all. still fucking gutted you missed out on the gold coins last year and i try not to think about the dirty bastard that et all your chocolates. its just too upsetting
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
i shed a tear each time i think of that cunt that opened my damned card
i'm the only one in the u.s. with my name
imposters

still, this year will be MUCH better
*smooshes*
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
My eyes are sore because I've been chopping onions and I've a slight headache.
I need a hug or a glass of wine.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
*hugs*

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Fanku!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)
If you were here
I'd give you both. As it is have a half paracetomal, a cup of tea and stick something on to watch until dinner is cooked
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
I've had some Solpedine and that usually works but not this time it seems.
I'm watching Judge Judgy kiss ass.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)
it might be kicking in now
I assume you meant Judge Judy kick ass
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
What are you having for dinner this evening?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)
I'm not hungry
Did you opt for the chips?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
I haven't decided yet.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Go to the chippy.
You know you want to.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
I probably will.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Hooray!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
It is just lazy though, there is no reason not to cook.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Doesn't matter.
Chippy dinner now and then is good.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
I could get some cider whilst I am out as well, couldn't I?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
You could.
Get some chips, cider, coke and a prostitute and make a night of it.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
If I'm drinking cider, I won't need a can of pop as well.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I'm watching Scrubs
and I have an hour and 45 minute drive to go home after dinner.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
My house, that was wrecked by the builders,
was cleaned by the cleaners and then the builders did more work and wrecked it again.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)
The feckers!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Is your dress okay?
And have the builders finished now?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Dress is cleanable
and the builders are indeed done (well, done with that bit).
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Soon to be Mrs Catface.
Excited beyond belief yet?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Quietly peeing with excitement
and happiness
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)
and lack of kegal exercises
/foul
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Hehe!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
they suck!
do they not realise the effects of their own actions which they do for a living!
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I must go to bed soon
So I can wake up just before Midnight to watch Cricket.

That's annoying, but it's self-inflicted annoyance.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Men are daft.
Truefact!
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Wibble.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
And some are dafter than others.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
*Puts undercrackers on head and puts two pencils up nose*

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Men are daft
But Cricket is sanity. And sanctity.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)
I don't like cricket....Oh no.
I love it!
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Are you on the Nightshift too Jeff?
I know you've a liking for the REALLY beautiful game.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)
I'll watch what I can!

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
I'm doing the next three nights
Then I'll see how things play out.

I could have been there and I'm kicking myself now.

It's down to a woman that I'm not so we'll call that a draw BGB.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
Do you share the popular view that we've got a resonable chance of winning over there?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
No.
But I don't think it'll be a shambles.

3-2, I reckon. And I think we'll win this first one.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
What do you think the score will be in this evenings football?
Utd and Rangers.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
4 - 0 to Rangers.
Woman's intuition.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
I think you're wrong.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
We'll see.

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
That we will.
I'm going to the chippy at half time.

I've decided.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Are you sure?
You won't regret it in the morning?
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Nah.
I'll be fine. I'll get some Natch as well when I'm out.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Your mum?

(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Yes
She told me that I musn't go to Australia because I'd either be eaten whole by Koala Bears or vandalised by convicts.

I respect her judgement.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)
You should always listen to your mother.
Apart from mine because she's off her head.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
If I listened to my mother
I'd still be married to that "lovely girl."

Poor Mrs Disappointed Senior. None of us take much notice of her any more.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

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