You are a wonderful man.
I don't think people tell you that enough.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Scanning for sarcasm*
Results inconclusive...need more info
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Sorry Colonel
But you're wrong.

Watching sport is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Without wanting to sound like an uppity internet autism spazz
I did say "I find..."
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I was being nice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

YAY!
In your face uncaring universe!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

i do
i say it on here all the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

WOO!
In your face uncaring world!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i may have gone too far though
another female b3tan was asking me if you are hot.

i mean, imagine the sheer nerve of that....

*narrows eyes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

What?
There's nothing wrong with window shopping...
(berk, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

yes but he's bound to pick you over me
if we give him a choice of internetwives!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ladies, ladies, please! There's enough drac for everyone!
Too much some might say
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I highly doubt that!

(berk, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Really?
the answer is "he's ok"

Nobody has ever run away screaming, but i'm not fighting off ladies with a pointy stick either.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They're the best kind of man.
Not much competition.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

that's not what i said
i think i said he has the body of a troll and the face of a girl and he's hung like a gnat with thick glossy ginger back stubble and he will beat you with a belt about once a week if you don't clean the chickencoop out with your own hair*.

i don't want any competition!

* - may actually just have said "he's lovely"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You are one of the few Swipey.
We should start a Colonel Dracula and Dr Tugnut appreciation society.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)