I know this isn't links but I did manage to get footage of Monty's parenting skillz....
Boyce Family

If you really need a quesion; cricket - what's that all about?

Oops - sorry Abs. I didn't see you there.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:30, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cricket is
Win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Not today it isn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

It's ok
I can't open the link and I don't like cricket, so it's as if this wasn't here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I like watching cricket at my local cricket ground
and if I had to sum what its all about for me, up in to one word that word would be Gin
( Peej, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I like to threaten kids with corkscrews, telling them they are small childs brain removers
I don't get asked to babysit much
( broadsword, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I find watching all sport tedious
and cricket is probably the worst offender
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You are a wonderful man.
I don't think people tell you that enough.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

*Scanning for sarcasm*
Results inconclusive...need more info
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Sorry Colonel
But you're wrong.

Watching sport is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Without wanting to sound like an uppity internet autism spazz
I did say "I find..."
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I was being nice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

YAY!
In your face uncaring universe!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

i do
i say it on here all the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

WOO!
In your face uncaring world!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i may have gone too far though
another female b3tan was asking me if you are hot.

i mean, imagine the sheer nerve of that....

*narrows eyes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

What?
There's nothing wrong with window shopping...
(berk, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

yes but he's bound to pick you over me
if we give him a choice of internetwives!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ladies, ladies, please! There's enough drac for everyone!
Too much some might say
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I highly doubt that!

(berk, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Really?
the answer is "he's ok"

Nobody has ever run away screaming, but i'm not fighting off ladies with a pointy stick either.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They're the best kind of man.
Not much competition.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

that's not what i said
i think i said he has the body of a troll and the face of a girl and he's hung like a gnat with thick glossy ginger back stubble and he will beat you with a belt about once a week if you don't clean the chickencoop out with your own hair*.

i don't want any competition!

* - may actually just have said "he's lovely"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You are one of the few Swipey.
We should start a Colonel Dracula and Dr Tugnut appreciation society.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Test cricket is about technique, strength, stamina, concentration, bravery, style, grace, brutality, weather , horticulture, turbulence eddys, strategic planning and rubbing the ball on your trousers.

What's not to like?
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

And betting scams.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That tends to be more one day cricket.
One day cricket is slightly vulgar and not a sport of gentlemen.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ha ha.
Gentleman? Here?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The crushing dullness of it all
I can watch snooker for a few frames, and skiing until someone falls over, but that's it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Well then, I'm not joining your fan club, now.
Unless there's a secondary "Colonel Dracula is good, but somewhat flawed in his sporting judgement" level of membership.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

you have to apply to me and berk for membership of the fanclub
it's £50,000 per annum, but you do get an "i love drac" badge and pics of him in the shower.

pics may not actually be of him, terms and conditions apply
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Haha! I like this.
I did have a pic of one of his chickens which is almost as good as a pic of him in the shower.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

there's only one way to settle this
we need shower pics so we can compare!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Cricket is about...
Drinking for 5 says straight in the sun while some men in white pants run around and shout at each other. Given the unerring dedication to drinking that is required by avid fans it's no surprise that the wet blanket nations such as America, Iran, Burma and North Korea don't play. They have no tolerance for alcohol so for them it's a complete non starter.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

http://irancricket.pib.ir/
There we go.
Iran, versus the Great Satan.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)